a feminist marriage is where you admit the only reason you got married as a woman is to have children. most women who are smart will marry men for money not love, and most women who are feminists will marry to have a family.
it is a reminder that according to feminism, you should marry because you are love someone (or, are attracted to them), and you should realize how easy it is to make money, and form bonds based on developing a life together, instead of testing your partner. it's hard to explain to someone that feminist marriage is about giving a good life to your children, and is not about selfishness, to remind you under a true matriarchy women would marry for power, and would marry to give their children a life that everyone would envy. to remind men that by submitting to the idea of an equal relationship where they still wear the pants, and maybe she wears a dress that life can be as simple and envigorating to remember that a child is so innocent and so precious, that the best life a woman can provide for their kids is one with their father.
it is a reminder that according to feminism, you should marry because you are love someone (or, are attracted to them), and you should realize how easy it is to make money, and form bonds based on developing a life together, instead of testing your partner. it's hard to explain to someone that feminist marriage is about giving a good life to your children, and is not about selfishness, to remind you under a true matriarchy women would marry for power, and would marry to give their children a life that everyone would envy. to remind men that by submitting to the idea of an equal relationship where they still wear the pants, and maybe she wears a dress that life can be as simple and envigorating to remember that a child is so innocent and so precious, that the best life a woman can provide for their kids is one with their father.
feminist marriage - is marriage in feminism, isnt really about asking questions, or drawing lines, its about making your kids happy, and providing a better life for your partner by living a life without judgement, and a life filled with love, and passion
by ironfinn November 7, 2023
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"Why didn't Becky come out with us tonight?"
"Oh, because she can't trust Chad to "babysit" their kids. Last time he passed out drunk and their toddler microwaved a fork. Nearly burned the house down."
"Gosh, that poor woman - wonder if she realizes she's in Schrödinger's marriage."
"Oh, because she can't trust Chad to "babysit" their kids. Last time he passed out drunk and their toddler microwaved a fork. Nearly burned the house down."
"Gosh, that poor woman - wonder if she realizes she's in Schrödinger's marriage."
by Artful_Discourse January 17, 2024
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Hym "Marriage (as a practice) is a ritual... Where you take some random chick... And make YOUR parents... HER parents... And vice-versa... And THEN (and ONLY then) is it ok to fuck... Like, sex before the ritual is bad... But sex is fine as soon as she's technically (and legally) your sister... THEN it's ok to fuck... It's incest! The whole thing is literally an incest ritual."
by Hym Iam January 19, 2024
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"Broom stick marriage….It not only symbolizes the sweeping away of evil, past loves and the old you, but it also represents jumping into a new life together and setting up your household."
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"Broom stick marriage….It not only symbolizes the sweeping away of evil, past loves and the old you, but it also represents jumping into a new life together and setting up your household."
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Timmy said “Online I read many cultures practice broomstick marriage” Dad said “BAD Timmy you need your marriage leGaLlY binding with biG bRotHer!”
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Wow John and Jessica sure do rock their French marriage. I wonder how much more their budget costs them because of it. To each their own I guess.
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"Dude, Becky and Jason's relationship is such a Todd Howard Marriage! How are they still together?"
"I don't know, it just works."
"I don't know, it just works."
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