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donk market

A poker table where seasoned players can sit down and invest their money and, at the expense of inexperienced players (donkeys), realize gains that far exceed the ROI that can be found in the traditional stock market.
Guy 1: "Dude, where did you get the scratch to afford a flash car like that? You hit the lottery or something?!"

Guy 2: "Nope. This is what a 38% ROI will get you. Fuck the stock market, I invest in the donk market, beeotch!
by TGW75 September 7, 2010
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The Market Bishop

Some guy who finds himself trading on discord, why he started at age 12 is a whole other story. Apparently he is Indian, so he I have heard rumors that he own several scam call centers so I would personally buy call leaps on those. He also sells 1 on 1s...so theres that, maybe take put leaps on those. The Market Bishop is also someone who dumbs down everything with trading because he usually only has 2.3 braincells during the average day
Wow, that The Market Bishop has an unusally high winrate percentage...must be all that intel he gets from his call scam centers
by KevinLadka January 22, 2025
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Crowd Marketing Company

Phrase that identifies a company as a type of investment Scam aka Ponzi Scheme

Can also be referred to as Multi Level Marketing or Pyramid Scheme
Friend: Bro did you hear about this new investment company called Crowd1 its a Crowd Marketing Company
Me: Dude, get your money out! that is a Ponzi Scheme like Bitconnect
by MaxZeeMus May 23, 2021
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black market

the black market is usually a market where you buy illegal or halfway legalized stuff
ex. body parts or child
Mariah and I went to the black market to buy child
by memer263 December 6, 2019
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Expo marketer

The only pens teachers use, commonly used for masturbating (girls) they wipe off quick and easy, and they Are moist...
Mom I’m going to mastrabate, what will you use? An expo marketer
by Dixon Sadi June 6, 2018
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Capital markets

A nameless, faceless, being that can be blamed or cited as an excuse for anything.
I had a pretty good weekend planned that included Home Depot, Bed Bath & Beyond, and lots of working out, but the capital markets conspired to ruin not only my plans but my entire being.
by clermontboy May 19, 2025
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berlin market

a flea market in south jersey. the only place on earth where you can eat oysters AND shop for tires. AT THE SAME TIME!!!!
person a: have you been to berlin market??
person c: yess omg it smells interesting to say the very least
by wellwhenlifegivesyoulemons March 13, 2021
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