Metropolis of Maine, envy of Boregon. which is the land of rain and suicide
Passport required for entry unless you're a Catholic Charities refugee. (a 3rd world immigrant who knows 2 English words, welfare and lawyer)
Large GLBTGQ liberal population, larger redneck hick 4x4 population that resents the 1st group.
Only True Blue Occupy group, as in Wall St, (in Portland aka Lincoln Park ) living in tents in 10 degree weather, bolstered by the largest homeless transient preggo (eyetalian for knocked up) teen population east of the Mississippi.
City Council form of government with City Manager & Mayor so Portlanders get double raped on taxation.
City full of lawyers and actors working as busboys and waiters. Portland has more restaurants per capita than any American city and the most grease clogged sewers and arteries in America.
Meet Truly Dynamic Women (Fat chicks whom even lesbians won't date) who don't shave or bathe, wear tats on their twats and pins in their shins.
Come for the day, but leave before dark.
Passport required for entry unless you're a Catholic Charities refugee. (a 3rd world immigrant who knows 2 English words, welfare and lawyer)
Large GLBTGQ liberal population, larger redneck hick 4x4 population that resents the 1st group.
Only True Blue Occupy group, as in Wall St, (in Portland aka Lincoln Park ) living in tents in 10 degree weather, bolstered by the largest homeless transient preggo (eyetalian for knocked up) teen population east of the Mississippi.
City Council form of government with City Manager & Mayor so Portlanders get double raped on taxation.
City full of lawyers and actors working as busboys and waiters. Portland has more restaurants per capita than any American city and the most grease clogged sewers and arteries in America.
Meet Truly Dynamic Women (Fat chicks whom even lesbians won't date) who don't shave or bathe, wear tats on their twats and pins in their shins.
Come for the day, but leave before dark.
by Adam Popovich December 31, 2011
Get the Portland, Maine mug.Pretty cool place if you live in portland which, actully has some soft of a down town are in it. You can find plenty of thing to do and if you cant, there are a shit load of woods to blaze in. The cops are pretty big assholes though. The tourist are bitchasses, but fun to laugh. There is also a fair amount od nice coast line.
Shit the tourist are gone and there is nothing to do in Maine. Well i guess we better head into the woods and smoke a shit load
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Interjection used primarily among fans of Metal in response to something hardcore or extreme. To be uttered in a low, gruff tone while throwing the horns.
An homage to one of the most Maiden bands of all time; Iron Maiden
An homage to one of the most Maiden bands of all time; Iron Maiden
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Just because you wear a camouflage hat does not mean you are cool. Everyone in the state will just live within the shittiness of the state.
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