Person one: I hate you
Guy 1: I’m sowwwwy 🥺🥺🥺 whyyyy
Person one: *leaves on opened*
Person one again: I hate you
Guy 2: yk you love me 😏
Person one: I want to have your babies
Guy 1: I’m sowwwwy 🥺🥺🥺 whyyyy
Person one: *leaves on opened*
Person one again: I hate you
Guy 2: yk you love me 😏
Person one: I want to have your babies
by A simp for george April 07, 2021
Coined by The Beatles and used in their song "A Day In Life", "I'd love to turn you on" is often mistaken as:
*A sexual term
*A marijuana related term(I want to turn this blunt on so bad)
The truth is the sentence "I'd Love To Turn You On" is often used by stoners and hippies alike who actually know what "Turn on, Tune in, Drop out" means. It's more of a question. Instead of asking "yo bitch, wanna do LSD with me?" you can use the more poetic "I'd love to turn you on, babe". The sentence must always be said in a song tone or the effect is lost. Alternately, you can use the "You are the walrus" speech coined by Slag:
"All you gotta do babe is turn on, tune in, and drop out. Are you ready to go to the land where hopes and dreams are really not? Are you ready to expand your mind? I want you to listen. You are the light. You are the walrus. I'd love to turn you on."
The above must be said in a normal tone and works better if said high.
*A sexual term
*A marijuana related term(I want to turn this blunt on so bad)
The truth is the sentence "I'd Love To Turn You On" is often used by stoners and hippies alike who actually know what "Turn on, Tune in, Drop out" means. It's more of a question. Instead of asking "yo bitch, wanna do LSD with me?" you can use the more poetic "I'd love to turn you on, babe". The sentence must always be said in a song tone or the effect is lost. Alternately, you can use the "You are the walrus" speech coined by Slag:
"All you gotta do babe is turn on, tune in, and drop out. Are you ready to go to the land where hopes and dreams are really not? Are you ready to expand your mind? I want you to listen. You are the light. You are the walrus. I'd love to turn you on."
The above must be said in a normal tone and works better if said high.
Guy: I'd love to turn you on babe.
Girlfriend: What?
Guy: It's a stoner thing, wanna do acid with me?
Girlfriend: no, that stuff makes you stupid.
Guy: Too late, that pepsi has enough acid to kill an elephant.
Girlfriend: OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! WHY ARE THE WALLS BLEEDING?
Girlfriend: What?
Guy: It's a stoner thing, wanna do acid with me?
Girlfriend: no, that stuff makes you stupid.
Guy: Too late, that pepsi has enough acid to kill an elephant.
Girlfriend: OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! WHY ARE THE WALLS BLEEDING?
by Dr.Strangelove(aka Mr.Lyndon) May 06, 2008
the cringe sentence that shows up when you open the online BBC account setting. It also features the lovely face of Sir David Attenborough
lovely to see you here
by OOGOFODJFPEWJ January 14, 2021
by OscarOnTop February 20, 2023
People you love to hate are people such like Gwyneth Paltrow, Anne Hataway, a great deal on wealthy bankers or power politicians, etc.
by dny:) November 29, 2013
Anais like pea crisps Kian is the best at wheelies in the world but he is annoying sometimes and Sophia is the best at everything except art x😂
by Kisoan October 03, 2019
by missmiaonfire July 19, 2018