chicken-llama-pig

A Chicken-Llama-Pig is an fictional animal with a chicken's head, a llama's body and a pigs tail and feet. It is also a name you can call a very strange person.

Weird Girl: Hey! Look! A Chicken-Llama-Pig!
Guy: There isn't even one there you freak!
Weird Girl: I know I'm just a weird girl.
Guy: You are a chicken-llama-pig

by llamas in hats June 22, 2009

Cleaving the llama

Is an euphemism for the act of shaving one's own pubic hair.

Well, Dotty, after I get done cleaving the llama, we'll have sex.

by Your Rock God September 25, 2007

lilmar

A legend. The only rapper to retire at the age of 19 by becoming a pornstar and fucking 37 hoes for a year. Bought over 30 different cars in his life so far. Has several hit singles such as Do Da Mar, Pornhub, Bitch IDC and Silly Head. Always spreading positivity and motivation. Not to mention he’s one of the best drivers alive.

YUH LILMAR NAH FR DAT WAY

by Jacob Matthews September 18, 2019

llamaness

Another word for "being a llama" or "like a llama". See spin's voice for more detail.

His llamaness gave me a heart attack

by orf October 27, 2002

llama fool

the lowest of the lows

that nasty girl is a llama fool!

by Ernie MacMillian May 13, 2005

Sassy Llama

Another term for a camel but is expressed in such a way that said camel is too sassy for generic term of camel thus being a sassy Llama. The Llama is very much like a camel which was ideal for the term of a sassy llama.

person 1:woah dude! did you see that sassy llama!
person 2: Dude! thats a camel!
person 1: No! its actually Tim from biology class!
person 2: What a sassy Llama...

by sassykitty June 7, 2011

shearing my llama

Shaving your cooter.

I've waited too long, now I need some help shearing my llama.

by Lizardo Moonboner April 16, 2014