by drainhed November 2, 2014

Sylvan Lake: a small town to the west of Red Deer where douche rockets go to mingle. Showcase town for lousy chest and arm tattoos on men and women. Public beach like a refugee camp. Sunglasses at night a must. Guys must use “bro” or “brah” at least once per sentence. If you have $100 to your name, come here and pretend you have $1,000,000. Many of the guys I went to school with that wore Puka Shell necklaces now reside here. 11/10 would not recommend, horrible teeth to gum ratio.
by JeffersonDanger September 4, 2022

by Zander155 August 22, 2008

by Rod X February 14, 2014

Is a person who occurs to have great sense of compassion and has lots of love for others, demonstrating it in every aspect possible.
by @906 September 25, 2018

Small lake town in Upstate New York, also a bit of a hidden gem. Cooler than all of Burnt Hills, Charlton and Glenville combined. The people that live there are all alcoholics and Dave Matthews Band fans. A place where rednecks and people who can afford to drop 100 grand on a boat live in harmony. Residents of Ballston Lake are generally fun, humble people who are also batshit crazy.
by Urmom196922 April 20, 2022

by C.R.I.P. November 21, 2011
