Kang

a slang term for an athletic african american; used as short for "kangaroo"

Holy shit we got our ass whooped by 30 points today by a bunch of Kangs from Brooklyn. Those guys were jumping around and grabbed every rebound!!!

by bud May 13, 2005

Kangaroo

if you split up the word into kanga and roo...you get two different winnie the pooh characters

Pooh: Rabit, have you seen kanga or roo today? kangaroo

by Tjr164 February 5, 2009

Kangaroo Dentist

when a male manages to persuade a female into sitting on her knees and gargling mouthwash, then alternates dunking his testicles into her mouth and then into cold water.

"Did you hear what Mr. Jones did to his daughter's best friend? he took her to the kangaroo dentist!" "oh FUCK, hes the man! I bet she'll never brush her teeth again without having a flashback!"

by Al Cahuete March 12, 2009

Kangaroo Punch

my friend's cat fights with a stuffed bear. First he's all lovey with it, then while he's making with the sweet, sweet love (huggin with top paws and licking with tongue), he pulls up his two feet and begins pummelling the stuffed bear with his two lower paws (a la Kangaroo from Bugs Bunny & tweety show). It's the funniest shit ever.

I was making sweet, sweet love to my friend's mom, then I put my two feet between us and kangaroo punched her in the gut, like a sucker.

by Josh December 13, 2004

Kang

A spoiled bitch who complains and makes a lot of excuses. Also one who modifies automatic transmission cars like a doosh!

Why are you being such a Kang!

Dam nigga, you such a Kang!

Don't Kang a G35!!!!!

by Modify Automatics lika Doosh August 21, 2009

kranga

1) the space in between your genitals and your anus, the white powder that comes off a nintendo 64 analog stick, the dangly thing at the back of your throat, the hair and gunk that you pull out of your bath plug or 'whatever you want' it to be


2) a totally kewl/awesome/random krew that consist of amy, sarah, hilary, clare and possibly a few others. It is unclear to how this 'krew' fully operates or even the purposes of their existance as their inner circle is yet to be penetrated. professionals are working around the clock on possible methods or techniques of penetration. So far the only known way requires atleast a 22" penis to complete such a collosal feat

1)Dude one: 'wtf is that'
Dude two: 'no idea man, lets just call it, i dunno.. kranga?

2) Ash W: 'have u heard of the Kranga krew?'
Friend (lol): 'omg yes i heard their sole purpose is to be like total sickents and get crunk and stuff'
Ash W: 'Yeah i heard that aswell, i wish i could join'

by I.P Yearly October 16, 2008

kangaroo

someone who attends to nature's calls on a railway track.

kangaroo kangaroo dirty dirty kangaroo
sitting on a railway track
and doing number two.

by nymph192 October 17, 2008