Claire Ken

the most beautiful girl that i’ll ever meet in my entire life — the kindest person you’ll ever meet.

Claire Ken, she’s gorgeous.

by anonymous February 4, 2024

ken dolling

The act of tucking your junk behind your legs to see in the mirror what it'd be like if you didn't have said junk,

Greg is late for work again, must've spent too much time ken dolling in the bathroom this morning.

by sphincterhole March 10, 2017

Ken Holley

An annoying opinionated hobbit looking man creature.

That guy is such a Ken Holley

Or

Oi, what are you? A Ken Holley?

by Deadshot1234512345 August 6, 2016

Ken's dick

An insult you only say to people you hate the most.

You're such a ken's dick

by yumyum2 May 19, 2021

Kenning

(Barbie movie) Often said by Ryan Gosling, it’s in reference to Ken-ergy and how much he’s projecting the masculine energy of Ken

I’m kenning so hard right now, I am kenough

by Kenergy July 30, 2023

Ken

Vengance

I am Ken(Vengance)

by Stuff124 August 1, 2023

Kenning

a seventeenth-century term meaning "Pretending to work when you're not actually doing anything useful at all, often using the self proclaimed importance (moylesturbating) of the pretend work to hold power over co-workers in a vain attempt to gain favour of upper management."

"He said he has got lots of really important reports to work on today, so I've had to get out and work on my own this morning."
"It would seem so, but he's just kenning as usual. When I came back into the office, he was just on the phone waffling to Linda."

by chromal June 5, 2023