Ken-nap

The kidnapping of someone named Ken.

"Wanna Ken-nap?"

"My bestfriend is a Ken-napper."

by Ken_TheIsThe June 10, 2023

Kenning

a seventeenth-century term meaning "Pretending to work when you're not actually doing anything useful at all, often using the self proclaimed importance (moylesturbating) of the pretend work to hold power over co-workers in a vain attempt to gain favour of upper management."

"He said he has got lots of really important reports to work on today, so I've had to get out and work on my own this morning."
"It would seem so, but he's just kenning as usual. When I came back into the office, he was just on the phone waffling to Linda."

by chromal June 5, 2023

Ken

Vengance

I am Ken(Vengance)

by Stuff124 August 1, 2023

Ken

Possibly the most attractive man on the planet

Have you seen ken?

He's so fucking sexy i got blinded

by Bdude471 October 12, 2020

Ken

Someone who hangs out with asian loners who play clash royale at school.

Has to weigh over 80 kilos.

"Look at him, hes the biggest 'ken' ive ever seen.

by hitthatscaryfeet June 20, 2018

Ken Silverman

1. Someone who likes to run. 2. Used to refer to a trendy dresser.3. Used to refer to an employer who regularly provides employees with large gifts or cash bonuses, usually at an unexpected time.

2. Example: "Did you see that shirt he was wearing- he looked like a real Ken Silverman.

3: Example: "Today at work my boss pulled a Ken Silverman on me and surprised me with a trip to Hawaii"

by k-spot May 21, 2010

Ken

A boy who goes to esl and does not understand anything

Man That boy is a ken

by EitoPoteito May 27, 2019