Juan

Juan is daddy and is not too be played with

Juan what chu doing if you see a opp
Juan:takeing his head off onh

by Mr.takeyobih November 21, 2021

Juan

juan go JUUUUAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN and is haha funne horse

juan loves to sit on the 2nd floor ledge

by Juan the Horse February 9, 2022

Juan

Juan is a four legged big boi who likes balconies.

Joe: "Dude, did you see Juan the other day?"
Mike: "How did he get up there?"

by SoftBoiledPotatoo98 October 15, 2020

juan paco

the most stereotypical name to call a mexican or spanish person

Mike: the other day i was drivin down the street and i almost hit a Juan Paco who was trying to sell me oranges

JR: yea you gotta watch out for them there everywhere here in southern california

by Mike_aka_007 December 14, 2008

Juan Valdez Jacuzzi

using coffee in lieu of water in a cannabis bong

"don't talk to me till I've had coffee"?

psh
whatever

don't talk to ME till I've spent 20 min blazing through a Juan Valdez jacuzzi

by CoraMunroBoat June 12, 2017

Juan

Juan seems like a very happy dude but sometimes that's not the case hes low-key depressed as fuck but even though he goes through a lot he tries to make people happy and cheer them up. He also is very loving and obsessive once he falls in love with some one he'll never stop thinking about them and he loves them so much it hurts him physically and mentally he want them and them only. Juan is also very good with words whenever he wants to be good with words. If you ever catch him staring at you just know hes admiring your beauty

Juan-Chubby or Buff Maybe both

by kaykay88883 August 21, 2023

Juan

If he doesn’t shave his mustache he’s most likely gay and fucks dudes

Yeah have you heard that dude juan didn’t shave his mustache what a gay lord!

by Surenut September 13, 2021