The act of riding a girl who already has a boyfriend, but shags you anyways. Purposefully getting a girl drunk who has a boyfriend for the purpose getting her into bed. Doing a chick who has boyfriend and says she loves him, for the purpose of proving she's a no good ho and giving hope to everyone who gives up when they're told "I've got a boyfriend"
That hot chick has a jockey, but I'm gonna get her wasted and steal her off him.
She's been complaining about her jockey all night, saying things aren't good, I can totally jockey steal her later.
She says she has a long term serious boyfriend, but I reckon she'll still put out.
Man, you've given hope to eveyone by jockey stealing that bird last night.
She's been complaining about her jockey all night, saying things aren't good, I can totally jockey steal her later.
She says she has a long term serious boyfriend, but I reckon she'll still put out.
Man, you've given hope to eveyone by jockey stealing that bird last night.
by Pablo Smashitini October 21, 2009
Get the Jockey stealing mug.the female equivalent of "panties in a bunch," i.e., when a woman issues a complaint typically made by males.
A: "Shopping again? But we just went yesterday."
B: "Alright, alright Sally, don't get your jock in an itch."
B: "Alright, alright Sally, don't get your jock in an itch."
by kris takahashi April 14, 2010
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by mikey mc3413 September 15, 2010
Get the jockpost mug.A NFL or collegiate cheerleader, or other sports-related sex object. A jock-a-bimbo is more than just a cheerleader as she is more explicitly sexual than implicitly so. The function of the jock-a-bimbo is purportedly to cheer for a team but her latent function is to perform in a sex show adjacent to the athletic competition that exudes a sexuality that underscores societal male hegemony.
The Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders are arguably America's leading jock-a-bimbos. They are potent sex objects that appear both on the field and regularly on TV and other media. They comprise America's Sex Team.
by Circus Room October 24, 2011
Get the jock-a-bimbo mug.A ritual that started in Italian jockey stables whereby a girlfriend of a Jockey is brought to a party comprising of jockey's and their partners.
The new 'filly' is then given alcoholic drinks laced with rohypnol or other drugs with a pliable effect, and is broken in with rough debased sex acts, ridden around the area, her teeth and gums checked, and passed from Jockey to Jockey.
This is made all the more comical and humiliating by the fact that jockey's are a poor man's dwarf.
The new 'filly' is then given alcoholic drinks laced with rohypnol or other drugs with a pliable effect, and is broken in with rough debased sex acts, ridden around the area, her teeth and gums checked, and passed from Jockey to Jockey.
This is made all the more comical and humiliating by the fact that jockey's are a poor man's dwarf.
by Kharnifex_ October 27, 2011
Get the Jockey Derby mug.Jock Swill has no real meaning, it is in all of us and can't be summarised. Only those who Swill will Jock.
by C4esar September 8, 2017
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by Gard May 27, 2007
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