Jeff Gordon

His homosexuality (with his teammmate Jimmie Johnson)is the worst kept secret in NASCAR. He is known for being a cheater, and is extremely overrated. His actually driving ability is comparable to J.J. Yeley, who is just a mediocre driver. Gordon's success has came because of illegal modifications to his cars that gave him an unfair advantage, and is the only reason that he is considered by some to be a great driver.

Hendrick Motorsports drivers including Jeff Gordon are known for being overrated, and would be mediocre drivers at best if they were with other teams.

by Sebastian Kennedy April 15, 2008

Jeff Hardy

1. To botch, to mess up a high risk move.
2. To wear paint and dress in a homosexual fashion.

I hope I don't Jeff Hardy this jump.

by Anonymous October 06, 2003

Pulled A Jeff

To leave a party/club/pub early without for no reason without notifying your friends. Often this occurs when you have consumed more alcohol than you can handle

I pulled a jeff last night. I left the club at 11 o'clock

by Shaun Jeffree April 03, 2007

name jeff

A shorter way of saying my name is jeff.

haha my name jeff

by DingDongJimmyJons February 15, 2018

Take a Jeff

When you need to use the bathroom to take a really nasty shit

Omfg! I really need to take a Jeff right now.

by Fattyswiss January 27, 2015

jeff-chef

To cook something on a bbq. From an evening involving very tasty bbq cooked sausage rolls

dude, this jeff-chef'd pie is great!

by jeef3 February 08, 2008

Jeff Schultz

The new NHL stay-at-home-and-play-NHL-09 defensemen. Also known as the look out defensemen because when he gets burned he yells to the goalie " look out!" Shys away from any physical contact, despite being 6'6 and weighting 221 pounds. Makes players around him better(on the other team).

go to youtube > type Jeff Shultz > watch Dubinsky breaks Jeff Schultz's Ankles nuff said

by Helmut S July 11, 2009