Jared

Adj. Used when people are being stupid or obnoxious.

Verb. When someone is about to do something that they think is cool but actually isn’t.

David, you’re being such a Jared.

Imma go pull a Jared.

by Dr. Collan Mac May 4, 2019

Jared

Mole faced boy who is bad at football but literally a fortnite god and will beat you and your whole squad with a green pistol

That guy right there, he sucks at football, but is good at fortnite, now that’s a Jared

by Brian Beegly November 9, 2019

Jared

The most amazing, beautiful, smart, talented, gorgeus and sweet person to ever live, with a smile worth more than anything .

I love jared, aka my zuskashikute

by leng lee July 21, 2021

Jared

His jawlines, shoulders, and muscles are the best! You have to think about what he looks like nude, you might not be gay though. ;)

"I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles push against his fashion sense. I've thought about what he looks like nude, I'm not gay though. >:("
"Yeah! Jared's jawlines, shoulders, muscles are the greatest!"

by Storyswap Chara August 22, 2021

Jared

A fuck boy who only wants girls for sex and doesn’t value actual love. He is also a liar, but not a good one because the truth always comes out. He is extremely toxic and obsessive in relationships.

That boy is so stubborn & rude
He’s probably a Jared

by Vhfu bf sun March 5, 2020

Jared

Small dick nibba. Can only date the fat girls even though he is 5 foot and has a buzzcut. Jared is the kid nobody really likes and is secretly gay.

person 1: "why does jared like the fat girls?"
person 2: "cause they're desperate"

by yaw yark June 4, 2019

Jared

Missing hair follicles, extremely bald. Has a one-piece character build. Overall a 1 in looks. Knows his way around a women. Not the sharpest person in the room.

Jared’s bald as shit

by MaxtheMeattree March 8, 2024