butthole-itchy-itis

butthoke itching after covid 19 vaccine

John- I have butthole-itchy-itis
tim- from the covid shot
john- yes.

by jiggywiggy69 May 23, 2021

Ultra Itch-stincts

When you feel itchy around your body so you transform into Ultra Itch-stincts and can predict where the itch is coming next and scratch that part of the body before the itchy sensation appears!

I'm getting itchy! I'm transforming into Ultra Itch-Stincts so i can scratch my body before i feel itchy

by Mikethunders100 May 4, 2023

Alfred itchcock

It’s an old school condition from grandpa’s day where a guy uses a high alkaline based soap to masterbate with and ends up burning the upper layer of skin on the penis from the high alkaline based soap and friction. After a couple days, the burnt penis skin peels away in an aggravating itching ceremony.

Grandpa would often talk of the good ol black and white days of his youth with fondness. even when he and grandma would have to take a break from lovemaking in order for grandpa’s “ Alfred itchcock” to heal, he would still talk of his peeling itchy weenie with a happy gleeful look.

by Neeomboo September 28, 2023

one forty itch

the well-known British practice of waking up at 1:40pm exactly to catch the lunchtime edition of cult soap, neighbours. see also the five thirty five grind.

- Had a productive day?
- Well... got the one forty itch, then took in a bit of doctors and murdershewrote, then... went back to bed.
- Nice. Fancy a quick drink later?
- Well, after last night...

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

Post Underwear Itchies

The uncontrollable itch experienced immediately after removing one's underwear prior to a shower or bath.

I was about to hop in the tub when i suddenly got hit with a major case of the post underwear itchies.

by DenimDog March 5, 2012

The Senior Itch

When you get herpes from a senior or when you have an incredible craving to have sex with a senior.

Paul:Man did you see that senior? I wouldn't mind if I got The Senior Itch from her.

Josh: Man I got a real bad Senior Itch. (This is the second definition of it)

by jrbro October 16, 2012

Fatal Butt Itch

A condition where you itch your anal cavity aggressively until a blood clot builds up. Death may occur

How did little Timmy die? -He died from a fatal butt itch.

by Dean Gullburry December 17, 2014