himbo 

A big boi (any person who identifies as male or masculine) who is buff, beautiful and head-empty at least most or some of the time. They are often really smart but have those lights flickering moments sometimes. They drink their respect women juice on the daily and are always trying to improve themselves. They can also be pretty clumsy tho this is not always the case.

Oh, my boi Himter? Yeah, he's a himbo for sure. He just asked where his glasses were while they were in his hand.

himbo by SassyBee December 22, 2021

connect hobo 

When wondering around your local town, you may recognise the regular homeless people wondering around the streets. Connect hobo is where you must find and name four hobos in one day. the first person to four wins!

"Ah hey look its charlie the crazy gold fish eating hobo."
"CONNECT HOBO!"

connect hobo by ellytots October 23, 2008

Lesbi-hobo

Lesbi-hobos are lesbians who are homeless and have no respect for personal boundaries. They feed on garbage and fresh pretty girls. Much like zombies. Victims are usually girls who are drunk and can't defend themselves. Always seen in ripped flannel, black beanie hats, dirty knock off Birkenstocks, and dirt covered wet trench coats.
If you see any lesbi-hobos, do not approach them. They are wild animals. They do not like men, so always have one with you; gay or straight.

"She got raped after dark in the mall parking lot by 4 lesbi-hobos."

"Look at those lesbi-hobos sleeping by the fence."

Lesbi-hobo by Bluebyll November 20, 2014

Hobo Kisses 

Super intense kissing, like normal kissing, except dirtier (and sometimes bloody, that's just what happens when you don't have a dental plan)

(warning: hobo kisses can induce stabbing and robbing you of everything in your pockets)

Jeff: Sally is sure a good kisser
Steve: did she give you Hobo Kisses?
Jeff: HELLZ YEAH

Hobo Kisses by ANNE[[monster]] February 21, 2009

hambo 

da king of all kings. u may well b blessed 2 see him sum day

hambo is king

hambo by hambo June 30, 2003

a hobbo

Doing "a hobbo" is comprised of 3 essential parts:

a) a strong sex drive
b) an ex-girldfriend and or slut
c) masturbation

To succesfully do 'a hobbo' one must be extremely horny and begin mastubating. Within 5 minutes of masturbation a text message is sent out to one or many ex-girlfriends from the past who may or may not be ugly as sin.

A casual sex encounter is arranged for later that night with both parties in agreeance.

Whilst the ex/slut is powdering her nose, having a shower and deciding what to wear for the night (which takes on average between 3-5 hours), the male becomes overwhelmed by his sex drive (also known as ants in pants and furiously masturbates til climax. In some cases, depending on how long the male must wait, this can be repeated multiple times.

By the time the sexual encounter is ready to take place, the male has lost interest and calls off the date to move onto bigger and better things such as the sean treatment.

Mike says (6:42 PM):
fuck i did it again

Mike says (6:42 PM):
i was horny so i semi organised a root with my ex tonight

Mike says (6:42 PM):
but i got over excited, .. i had 3 bats in the last half hour

Mike says (6:42 PM):
and now i dont wanna go

Sean (6:43 PM):
ROFL u did a hobbo on her

a hobbo by omg i am wtf leet December 5, 2007

hobo hoot

After the bowl has been smoked, or the joint has been toked, what remains is the "hobo hoot." There is the possibility of getting some smoke from it, but it will probably be half resin, and will undoubtedly taste awful. It refers mostly to the smoking of marijuana, but can refer to anything in the proper context.

I think this bowl is ashed, anyone want a hobo hoot?

hobo hoot by Kristin. February 26, 2007