Nostril Hockey

A game, which is played with a 3x5 card and a table. Both players attempt to blow the card off the other person's side of the table without touching it or blowing with anything other than their nostrils. Touching the card or blowing with anything other than one's nostrils causes a penalty, where the other player may punch you in the face and reset the card to the center of the table. The game ends when the card falls off one of the sides of the table or one player quits by the universally-recognized gesture; punching the other player in the face twice.

"Craig and I played Nostril Hockey last night."
"Who won?"
"I'm not the one with the concussion, so..."

by The Goddamn Duck January 21, 2010

Dirty Hooker

a hooker who has stds

In the ghetto you never no whos a dirty hooker and who isnt

by !!@##$$%%^&* January 4, 2006

hockey mom

A Northwest-dwelling conservative female who oversees a low-density clan, votes against abortion, for bridges to nowhere, and takes kids to the rink. On occasion is selected as vice-president nominee.

Dude, did you hear that hockey mom has a preggers daughter? I'm voting for her!

by xProgSax October 18, 2008

pocket hockey

masturbating with your pants on and all done up, by placing your hand in your pocket and rubbing your penis through the pocket lining

I played pocket hockey during class to keep from falling asleep.

by Justin Joker July 6, 2006

Field Hockey Fanatic

a crazed male field hockey fan; a field hockey fantatic is a male field hockey fan who thinks field hockey is the shit of sports. He will wake up wicked early to watch field hockey tournaments, and will be noted as "rude" by the referees. A group of fanatics are usually led by a very sexist male who is convinced that guys can beat girls in field hockey,wears field hockey jackets, shows up at field hockey team meetings, and might try out for the team. A fanatic will yell rude cheers at referees such as "get off your knees ref, your blowin' the game", but aren't sure of any rules, too lazy to read them. A fanatic will show up at games, not knowing why, but continuing to cheer and insult the referees, always stepping it up to the next level, saying "they haven't heard shit yet".

A field hockey fanatic yells at a game, later hearing the referees left a note saying "nk fans are rude", and decides to show up at a tournament the next morning to be "absolutely fuckin' obnoxious".

by fanatic#3 September 21, 2005

hockey player

obivously the hottest type of athlete.

Girl A- did you see that guy?!?!
Girl B- Yeah...So hot!
Girl A- He's a hockey player!
Girl B-Ooooh!!!!

by dancechick333 December 4, 2007

Hockey Puck Dick

Def 1: An extreme form of a chode. Extreme to the point that the penis does not exceed 1 1/2 inches in length and ranges from 3-4 inches in width.

Def 2: A person who is an extreme chode.

Jean Paul Aller is a perfect example of a Hockey Puck Dick. Jean Paul Aller has a Hockey Puck Dick

by seminole10or December 15, 2010