Himalayan Goat Surf

When a male (with some form of consent) busts his load in his partner’s hair (medium-long in length) and morphs the sticky stiff hair into goat horns, then the male proceeds to jump on the back of his partner’s back grabbing the the solidified horns and riding their partner like a surfboard on the sheets.

Dude: “Yo babe let me Himalayan goat surf you”
Partner: “Okay (with consent)

by Destructive Penal inspection February 4, 2026

Hijabeanies

A term which dates back to 2022 on a bus outside Altab Ali Park, for hijabis. Used when talking about a few/group of hijabis.

Interchangeable with words such as girls & gyal but has to be females wearing a hijab.

“Where da hijabeanies at?”

Can also say “she’s a hijabeanie.” when talking about an individual.

by NabsH4 February 24, 2026

himanshu shah

the first person to ever receive a degree in carl bot university

"himanshu shah discovers new Carl bot commands everyday not even the creator knew that they existed"

by momowithnono March 8, 2025

Hijack

I POSTED AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL FOR CREATING AI (THAT WORKS) AND NOT ONLY DID YOU NOT PUBLISH IT BUT YOU STOLE IT!

Hym "I didn't hijack anything. I am using it BETTER because I AM BETTER. You want to sit here and pretend ignoring me did get dozens of kids killed so you can keep lives that DESERVE TO BE DESTROYED. How many LIKES did the solution to AI get? FUCKING ZERO BITCH! But you're using that fucking chat bot ain't you? You putting it in them robots ain't you? Uhuh. Yup. You're using it to genocide those Palestinians too, huh? Great job. There's the failure of democracy right there. That's the fundamental flaw of democracy in action. Oh? What's that? I should have to do it for free without being credited publicly? I don't think so but I guess democratic fiat says otherwise!"

by Hym Iam March 18, 2025

Hijab Honey

A young woman who doesn't compromise on her religious beliefs or her sense of fashion.

Not sure about that Ihan Omar's politics but man! is she one hot hijab honey?

by Geordie girl May 2, 2025

himalayan snowcock

The Himalayan snowcock (Tetraogallus himalayensis) is a snowcock in the pheasant family Phasianidae found across the Himalayan ranges and parts of the adjoining Pamir range of Asia.

It's a bird, dumbass. Ca-caw or however the fuck they sound like.

The Himalayan snowcock is a large grey partridge-like bird, 55–74 cm (22–29 in) in length and weighing 2–3.1 kg (4.4–6.8 lb). AY YO IS THAT THE FUCKING GRIM REAPER?!?!?!?!

by octopusgardenbruh May 4, 2025

Himalayan Chimney

The act of defecating directly into someone’s mouth while both participants are sweaty and nude inside a steamy sauna while it’s freezing outside. Typically performed with a disturbing degree of eye contact and a sense of spiritual enlightenment.

My girl said she wanted to try something exotic on our yoga retreat—I didn’t realize she meant a full-on Himalayan Chimney.

by GerryDee69 May 17, 2025