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key to happiness

That precious uniquely-carved strip of brass that a hot chick entrusts you with, and which allows you to unlock the front door to her house/apartment. (Well, duhhhh…!)
The ultimate gesture of a nice lady’s trust in you is if she lets you have a copy of the key to happiness.
by QuacksO July 13, 2018
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C section of happiness

An extremely happy event, especially used when a plan comes together.
-“Dude! Did you hear that we’re going to get to go bowling tonight?”

-“Hell yeah! It’s such a c section of happiness!”
by Judah the Kisser September 17, 2018
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National Not Gonna Happen Couples Day

A day for couple that will 100% flop to give it a shot.
Person 1: Sophia and Blake will never last
Person 2: oh yea! but they should date on november 7th! National Not Gonna Happen Couples Day
by ship it November 4, 2019
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The ACTUALLY HAPPENED Paradox

the ACTUALLY HAPPENED youtube channel didn’t actually happen and the removal of it did actually happen but what did and what did not actually happen and was it all planned, setting you in a loop, thus the paradox
Some Person: wait the ACTUALLY HAPPENED channel was removed and that actually happened. wait so did it actually happen?

other guy: yes, that did happen but it didn’t exist so it’s The ACTUALLY HAPPENED Paradox.

Some Person: ???
by JustMilk June 12, 2020
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What The Fuck Happened to the Floor

A Phrase Squirtle uses when They Change Studios
by RoliePolieYoyleium January 31, 2021
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Window of happiness

When you find a swastika graffiti, and draw extra lines to make it a window. Then draw smiley faces in all the window panes.
In woodshop we found a swastika carved on the table, so he drew with a pencil to make it a Window of Happiness
by rfrsiopgjdog October 1, 2021
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the second worst thing happening for you today

this is the second worst thing happening for you today, I don't what is the first worst thing but I bet its bad.
So listen up boy, pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing happening for you today!
-Spy, TF2
by The Synthetic of the Synthetic February 16, 2022
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