hand jabba

Masturbating while being choked with a chain by a hot chick in a princess leia slave costume.

I knew by the metal thong she was wearing i was in for a hand jabba

by rhone February 22, 2013

tard hand

The unexpected loss of control of one's hand while attempting to perform a basic task.

When Jeff reached for his cell phone, he knocked it off of the table, breaking it.

"Dude, you just tard handed your phone!"

by aero-instability October 9, 2010

Harrap Hands

Name given to someone with red coloured hands which turn white when under pressure. Also that person is normally slightly dense (thick) due to the lack of circulation which leads to the redness within the hands

That guiy has Harrap Hands

by hrrphnds May 26, 2009

hand substitute

1. When a person becomes bored with masturbating with ones own hand, and experiments with external objects.

2. Vagina or penis

Tom: After masturbating for 30 years I think its time to find a hand substitute.
Jerry: Maybe you shouldn't be a 40 year old virgin

by Don Pavlic August 17, 2011

Pink Handed

Getting busted cheating

Ahh son, Elin busted Tiger, Pink Handed!

by Tmoney35 December 4, 2009

Blackberry hand

The dedication of one hand to always be clutching at one's Blackberry device, even when not in use. A phenomenon easily observable in many collegiate females.

"My Blackberry hand makes me look so much cooler in this picture, since I have so many friends."

"I would rather injure my left hand than my Blackberry hand."

by ChochmahFan March 29, 2010

Fanny Handed

A person who is an expert at pleasuring vaginas, usually through the method of fingering, although could include other sex acts.

Female 1: "I've not had an orgasm in 6 months!"
Female 2: "oh let Luke have a go he's a bit fanny handed he will be able to help

by Okenj August 8, 2015