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half marathon

a running race that is half the distance of a marathon, i.e. 13.1 miles
person 1 "Hey I saw you running yesterday! Are you on cross country or something?"
person 2 "Yeah, but we don't race more than a few miles at cross country, I'm training for a half marathon"
person 1 "Wow, that's a lot of running!"
by arunner August 23, 2012
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half-chug

When your friends are ready to move on to the next bar, but you just ordered a full beer, don't want to waste it, and want to finish it without looking like an alcoholic.
I'll have to meet you guys at the next place. I just ordered a beer.

Just do a couple half-chugs. We'll wait.
by Klsquared March 2, 2016
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Half is Thirteen

Expressed in a mathematical, H= 1+3. H represents the level of intoxication of an individual, while 1+3 denotes the minimum level acceptable under Beac law. The variables 1 and 3 are dynamic and increase over the course of the drinking period, until H is equal to way too many numerical values.
Person A: How was last night?
Person B: Dude, H was definitely = to 1+3 last night.
Person A: Cool story bro. And what you up to tonight?
Person B: Gonna rage. H will equal all kinds of different numbers.
Person A: Makes sense. After all, Half is Thirteen.
by D.J.Oco October 9, 2012
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half flaccid

Hard, but not quite hard. Soft, but not quite soft.
"I was wearing barely anything, yet he was still just half flaccid."
"That girl could only get me half flaccid."
by Drippingsouls January 29, 2016
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Hackney Half

When a London hipster pops ‘semi’ mid sesh after sinking a few craft beers with the boys
A young lady walks into a bar

Woah lad’s, I may have a hackney half coming on!
by Goldilockss0 July 28, 2019
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Take a half

I am sick of this shit.Imma Take a half up in this bitch
by Nibiru33 March 10, 2010
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half-living

The state of which only half of your life is actually being used to full potential.
Sarah has chosen to never again eat chocolate and is now only half-living.
by QueenKathryn January 12, 2015
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