slob golf

Public golf course players wearing slob like attire mostly overweight men or beginners usually oversized loudly designed shirts untucked along with long baggy active wear shorts meant for laying on the couch.

“I don’t feel like playing with a group of Slob Golfers at the muni course down the block”

“Yo dude all the county facilities are infected with Slob Golf in every group on the course”

“I hate playing slob golf with shitty public players wearing 3XXX Hawaiian sized shirts hanging over there big belly’s”

by Judgerichie August 10, 2024

Golf R

A performance hatchback/estate made by the Volkswagen Audi Group. It has a 2.0 tuned engine which produces around 320 bhp. Most favoured by drug dealers, people from Bradford, car thieves, general criminals and keen drivers

Oi bruv get the ting out the Golf R 3 for 100

by Jjjjaj12 November 22, 2021

shit golf

Shit golf is the opposite of good golf. Hacking up a round of golf with numerous triple bogeys and 5 putts. A day of shit golf usually includes most of the following:

-shanks
-slices
-duffs
-tops
-hooks
-yips
- B.A.C of 3.0 or higher

A score of 87 on the front 9 is just shit golf.

by Beaky buzzard December 30, 2015

Men’s golf team

A group of high school boys who are known for their daddy’s money, a microscopic penis, and lack of testosterone.

“Hey, Jason! Are you apart of the men’s golf team?”

“Hell nah, miss me with that pussy shit.”

by Coffee coffin January 19, 2020

Golf trip

The pure joy of not hearing ones family because you are far enough away from them. This usually takes place on a trip of some sort where golf is played and large quantities of alcohol are consumed. This rare occurrence usually lasts for 3-5 days and is as infrequent as eggs benedict. Often caused by marriage.

While on a golf trip John asked Did you hear that?
Mike: No
Phil: Me either

by Par 1 and 10 May 20, 2013

November India Golf Golf echo Romeo

NATO phonic alphabet spelling of the controversial “N word”

That redneck said November India golf golf echo Romeo to the fat black guy. The black guy toss him in the ground and sit his big fat ass on him.

by EMD F59PHI April 29, 2025

Golf Course

a sexual act in which nine people each fuck one of nine holes on someone's body. The nine holes are pussy, peehole, ass, mouth, belly button, both nostrils, and both ears.

"Jessica did the golf course last night? "
"What does that mean, bro?"
"Nine guys, nine holes."

by Thotexterminator102 July 28, 2023