Goat Noises

An oral imitation of a goat or sheep's bleat followed by an extremely loud obscenity or expression. This is best characterized qualitatively by rapidly articulating a monotone. For the greatest desired effect, execute in a quiet area where the noise maker can remain anonymous yet achieve the desired effect: i.e. a dark auditorium or movie theater. Cursing in said situations is optional.

"Meh-eh-eh-eh... FUCK"
"For the love of monkey teats! Who the gay is making Goat Noises?!"

Goat Noises by GoatNoise September 18, 2009

goat-tastic 

greatest of all time crossed with fantastic, super cheesy yet effective word for epic or amazing

This moment is goat-tastic.

goat-tastic by 7oh7ks&kw April 9, 2010

goat ball licker

First used in the Colbert Report. Claiming his grandfather was a goat ball licker: someone to make the goats happy in the in a goat herding environment. This expression was used to mock Barack Obama's claim to his grandfather being a goat herder from Africa.

"Who would have thought that the son of a poor Appalachian turd miner; the grandson of a goat ball licker, born in the town of Could-Be-President, one day could be President of the United States?"- Stephen Colbert

goat ball licker by Veritas0609 January 7, 2009

Goat Trail

Idaho's Highway 95, often referred to as the Goat Trail, is one of the nation's 9 deadliest highways. If Coeurdifornians and others aren't careful, they will end up as fatalities.

You can easily ruin your vacation by becoming one of the many fatalities on Idaho's Highway 95, also known as the Goat Trail.

Goat Trail by Disgruntled Idahoan January 1, 2009

Goat Rope 

When good intentions go bad, messily.

History: From LCDR Charles Breen, USN, who tried to untangle a goat's rope, only to be bitten by said goat, then to deck same goat, Mongo style, right as busload of tourists rounded the bend in time to think he was beating the crap out of a goat for no reason. This definition dates back to at least 1988.

Man, this is the last time I help you move, what a goat rope.

Goat Rope by KnumbKnuts May 19, 2005

Goat Dad 

a man who is effortlessly the greatest of all time. he takes care of his friends and treats them like family.

Keswa is beyond being a cool kid. that guy is a goat dad

Goat Dad by Goat_Keswa June 11, 2018

Goat Whore

A female that is a worthless whore and who's freedoms and rights, is less than or equal to that of a goat.

Get down and suck my cock, you Goat Whore.

Goat Whore by TheRapistIsHere June 26, 2012