Fur burger

A vagina with hair on it

“Dude my girl asked me last night if I wanted a fur burger, I was you like damn right I do.”

by Dickwad21 June 5, 2022

fur blanket

A sexual position in which the penis is placed in the partner's pubic or head hair.

Man, I was giving her a fur blanket, and I could tell she was using a new conditioner.

by snowpenguin September 14, 2014

Fur plug

When a woman rides a horse naked and ends up with horse malt in her clinger.

“Sorry honey, I’m not in the mood, got a mean fur plug from my ride earlier.”

by Crackerjack121 April 26, 2021

Fur pursuit

Fur pursuit - the act of chasing a furry, pinning it down, and aggressively fucking the shit out of the five thousand dollar filed abortion suit

Oi bitch, I’m in hot Fur pursuit bring the condoms

by 420XxbunningsnagxX69 May 18, 2022

polar bear fur

an affectionate name for a guy's arm, leg and chest hair

I love my polar bear fur; it keeps me warm during the winter

by Sexydimma February 13, 2015

facial-fur filter

A.k.a. "mustache". Refers to where you are imbibing Pure Leaf tea or other liquid-libation which contains yucky dregs that you'd just as soon not hafta gag down while quenching your thirst, and so you angle your head back and slowly pour the beverage onto your mustache so that your Fu Manchu bristles catch most of the drink's offending particulate while allowing the refreshing liquid part to seep down through your upper-lip caterpillar and into your open mouth. Depending on the quantity and concentration of said sludgy sediments, you may need to pause frequently to wipe off the accumulated residues from your 'stache with a paper towel, but this minor inconvenience is small potatoes compared to the acute tongue/throat discomfort of having to actually ingest said stringy/gelatinous goo along with your flavorful fluid!

Utilizing your facial-fur filter takes some practice, but just like the upper-lip valve method of swigging your bottled whistle-wetter, this technique can indeed be perfected through careful and frequent employment, and allow you to guzzle your drink "cleanly"; i.e., without gagging or spilling anything on your shirt.

by QuacksO October 21, 2019

Fur Celebration

The act of killing furries then having anal sex.

Me and Dr.phil had a Fur Celebration after the furry convention.

by Sir.Thotiest January 19, 2020