fudge popsicle

when you're performing anal sex and your penis is covered in feces.

Mark didnt use an enema so he gave me a fudge popsicle, the fuckin' asshole.

by jared, 19 July 11, 2019

fudge christian

A fundamentalist Christian that is secretly gay

DId you see those Fudge Christians at the Trump rally patting each other's asses?

by mackwackery July 17, 2019

shoe fudge

Dog poo on pavements or found virtually anywhere that hasn't been picked up by the dog owner.

Oh no! What's that weird smell in the car.... and then you look down and realise that you've trodden in shoe fudge and it's all over the accelerator pedal.

by wokka_wokka November 8, 2019

Fudge Dandy

A homosexual man, unwilling to come out, yet who willingly demonstrates a strong effeminate vibe via his expressions, dress, hand gestures, musical choices, and mannerisms. It’s thought these exaggerated motions are in response to his constant repression of his true self.

My gaydar is off the charts whenever Jeff comes around, when is that queen coming out of the closet? Pfft, that fudge dandy might as well be early Elton John.

by bigcoalshovel November 19, 2019

deep fudge

when one is smarter and more socially aware than the average idiot

'wow ambers so kind and understanding!! she's so deep fudge '

by trueninja March 25, 2019

Wet fudge

Wet fudge is when you are eating a girls ass and she poops and you bite it. Making it run down your chin like a wet piece of fudge.

“Bro, last night Debbie made wet fudge. It was fire”

by Dumbnut64 December 27, 2017

fudge wrinkle

The lines or wrinkles in a nice steamy poo

Whoa Emily I had the nicest fudge wrinkle on my poo after eating those tacos!

by Lladnek acres September 21, 2017