slippery little fucker

something or someone soo slimy they just fly out of your hands

omg did u see that kiwi fly across the salad bar that was one slippery little fucker

slippery little fucker by team produce September 11, 2010

Schrodinger's Fucker 

A person who says something's and depsides if they are fucking around with you based on your reaction.

Schrodinger's Fucker: Your an asshole.
Person: What
Schrodinger's Fucker: I'm just messing with you.

Schrodinger's Fucker by BobtheCob January 18, 2021

Unicorn Fucker 

The guy who is able to hook up with the prettiest, most interesting girl that all of the guys in his group of friends have tried to get with but failed.

Jesse is a unicorn fucker.

Unicorn Fucker by Kat Kathryne September 5, 2011

pick up line fucker 

Person who steals somebody else's pick up line to get ass

I was trying to get some ass, but Joe interrupted by being a pick up line fucker.

pick up line fucker by classic lays January 14, 2010

Boat Fucker 

A guy who roams college campuses looking for boats to have sex with. He reps the same muddy pants and stained white T 24/sev. He is likely to show up right when a restaurant is closing and try to jack all the bagged milk (fuel for a Boat Fucker)...

He gets extremely pissed off in the computer lab, especially if the boat site he normally cranks to doesn't load. On a side note, he also watches videos of boats (naturally) and shot-putters (due to the fact that he is involved in field (of track & field).

Keep a close eye on your underage Yamaha boat, or Boat Fucker will rip the fuck outta your rudders, not to mention will make your trolling motor deepthroat.

Boat Fucker by OJ Da Drewceman May 1, 2009

chunker fucker 

one who has sexual intercourse with an overweight person (aka chubby chaser

Ryan is the biggest chunker fucker in town!

so is brody

chunker fucker by Joseph buttplug August 2, 2007

MonkeyFart Fucker 

one who continues to fuck the monkey after the queafing begins

i am a MonkeyFart Fucker

MonkeyFart Fucker by ezkumezgo June 8, 2009