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foggy monocle

pulling out while getting a blowjob to squirt in the girls eye, mainly as a joke, but sometimes accidental.
So i was with this really slutty girl, i just met her so i thought it would be funny to give her a foggy monocle.

Dude, my girlfriend was pumpin on my dick so hard that when i came i accidently gave her a foggy monocle.
by Dank Killa October 2, 2009
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Foggy Lense Syndrome (FLS)

A condition where the protagonist defies all logic and makes an outrageous out of this world comment that leaves the audience dumbfounded
Ambreen's at it again with her Foggy Lense Syndrome (FLS)
by PicanteMexico June 4, 2010
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Friggy Nidjitt

Another casual term of "Frigging Idiot".
To avoid the"F-Bomb", of f-cking idiot.
I'd hoped she could behave, but... she was a friggy nidjitt.
by GEEunplugged October 27, 2011
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Froggafied

The circumstance of being stranded in the middle of the road between fast oncoming traffic.
Timpson- Damn Cam... Youve got us Froggafied.. That Truck nearly minced our arses
Cam- Sorry dude..
by Timpson.M September 7, 2011
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Froggota

What type of cheese on you salad sire?

Froggota please.
by Dr. John Weiner May 13, 2014
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Frogging

A new snowboarder who keeps falling and bumping his ass into the slopes.
Be careful around thosé people. They've been frogging all day
by Whaun Shite October 12, 2016
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Foggy Spectacles

A man masturbates and gets as much pre-cum as he can on the lenses of a woman's glasses then leaves them face up for 12 hours to dry on the lenses making them foggy.
I was getting kinda annoyed at Amy for keeping those 3D glasses so I did the Foggy Spectacles.
by SavageSmack November 15, 2016
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