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testes forest

What Borat calls his pubic hair. This is apparently a direct translation of a Kazakh metaphorical term for the pubic bush, male or female.
I go for wax job in U S and A, and when I return to my home town of Kusek, my testes forest already grow back! Very nice!
by extanction January 25, 2009
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Jewish Foreskin

A mythical or otherwise non-existant creature or item.
"Unicorns are like Jewish Foreskins, They don't exist!" or "Have you seen my keys? They seem to have made like a Jewish Foreskin and just up and disapeared!"
by fishnugget May 23, 2014
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Long Foreskin Energy (LFE)

Long Foreskin Energy is the complete insecurity of not meeting other people’s benchmarks — wealth, intelligence, beauty etc due to the shame/perception of not having been circumcised. To lack so much self-worth that it requires making up an entire life’s worth of stories (such as being Jewish, only to later claim that you meant you were “Jew-ish”) in order to fit in.
by Cut__Guy January 8, 2023
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Forest Fire

The act in which two red-headed lesbians scissors, causing their red pubic hair to rub together vigorously.
Yesterday I walked in on my mom and Wendy starting a forest fire. I think I lost interest in all women.

Dang Jim, don't get caught in that forest fire over there.
by Eugene Horney September 10, 2010
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lake forest park

the most ridiculous excuse for a town ever known to man kind. full of rich preppy kids and the "longboard crews". next to beautiful lake washington, but you can't go there unless you have a membership to one of the two beach clubs. the most interesting thing to do is to go to the town center where you can find most of the student population of kellogg middle school.
"hey, let's go to lake forest park"

"why the hell would we do that?"
by emilija & caity August 21, 2008
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green forest

ass-fuckville. pity the fool who lives here. place where idiots go when eureka is full.
That fag over there must like it up the ass because he lives in Green Forest
by Peach October 16, 2003
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scandanavian forest fire

When you use WD-40 or some other sort of flamable lubricant for anal lube and when you about to come in her ass pull out, light on fire, if done correctly a flaming mass will shoot from your penis onto her ass, lighting her ass hairs on fire

All done while listening to scandanaviaan death metal
Aww last night i was with that chick an i fuckin gave her a scandanavian forest fire,

Rock on dood

*Headbanging*
by poop shoot glory May 31, 2007
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