Free canoe is a classic Craigslist prank wherein someone's name and phone number are used in a false ad on Craigslist. This type of ad typically has a desirable item priced for free or a low sum of money.
Yo dawg, my phone keeps ringing with people asking if I still have the free canoe. I don't even own a canoe!
by Sarrus25 May 27, 2017
Get the free canoe mug.A popular saying first used by Anthony Clarke it is now used to make fun of him because he is cheap and cannot afford orange juice
by Scrubs diggity May 22, 2017
Get the Is water free? mug.by lilpea May 29, 2016
Get the Free Meal mug.an item in a shop or store that has NO PRICE on it. one must then chase down an "agent" , who will usually take many moments to find the price (or NOT) i usually just walk away !...too much trouble !
jim: this package of foolsley's turds on a roll , doesn't have a price ANYWHERE ! juliet: must be free!
by michael foolsley February 20, 2020
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by Orangecumhella July 5, 2020
Get the free thord mug.A free ho is a bitch (woman) who will hang out with friends or ex's, even guys she just met, or guys on her long list of contacts to go on dates or to get smoked out, get a free lunch/dinner, do sexual favors or anything else for money or drugs,,,
You're girlfriend is a free ho and she's cheating on you and lying about everything,,,
She avoids your calls/text messages, gives vague answers to your questions about her whereabouts last night/day, is never home and hangs out with people all night/ day doing drugs, getting high, money, drugs, dates, and having fun, never tells you who she was with or what she was doing,,, also could say she's not cheating on you, but is and lying,,
She avoids your calls/text messages, gives vague answers to your questions about her whereabouts last night/day, is never home and hangs out with people all night/ day doing drugs, getting high, money, drugs, dates, and having fun, never tells you who she was with or what she was doing,,, also could say she's not cheating on you, but is and lying,,
by Lightbeing September 27, 2020
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Alex: No dawg, just been doing a little "free bearding", while I've been on vacation.
Alex: No dawg, just been doing a little "free bearding", while I've been on vacation.
by Chickypoo247 December 4, 2011
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