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Free the genie

a. Fervently rubbing your lamp in order to release the angry men.
b. to masturbate.
Marcellus: How was your date?
Adam: Terrible, she left me with blue balls.
Marcellus: That blows dude.
Adam: Totally; when I got home, I had to free the genie.
by Bordchef May 24, 2013
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free canoe

Free canoe is a classic Craigslist prank wherein someone's name and phone number are used in a false ad on Craigslist. This type of ad typically has a desirable item priced for free or a low sum of money.
Yo dawg, my phone keeps ringing with people asking if I still have the free canoe. I don't even own a canoe!
by Sarrus25 May 27, 2017
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Is water free?

A popular saying first used by Anthony Clarke it is now used to make fun of him because he is cheap and cannot afford orange juice
by Scrubs diggity May 22, 2017
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Free Meal

a guy who buys food for the same girl all of the time
" do you like him?"
"hell no, he's just my free meal"
by lilpea May 29, 2016
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Free Robux

Free robux, despite popular demand... is possible to get. Not through the traditionally "Free Robux Generator 2021" but
with a little something called "groups" something like building places or making clothing can easily give you free robux so... yes free robux is achieveable
Person 1: FREE ROBUX 2021 WORKING GLITCH ON ROB(L)UX.com
Person 2: bruh these scam bots getting annoying
by am big big pro January 18, 2022
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Free spaffing

to ejaculate without a designated or suitable semen receptacle.
example, I was going to cum in a sock, there was no sock I was forced to engage in free spaffing everywhere

future, I am going to free spaff everywhere.

present, I am currently free spaffing everywhere

past, I may have free spaffed everywhere
by spaff king October 10, 2014
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free ho

A free ho is a bitch (woman) who will hang out with friends or ex's, even guys she just met, or guys on her long list of contacts to go on dates or to get smoked out, get a free lunch/dinner, do sexual favors or anything else for money or drugs,,,
You're girlfriend is a free ho and she's cheating on you and lying about everything,,,

She avoids your calls/text messages, gives vague answers to your questions about her whereabouts last night/day, is never home and hangs out with people all night/ day doing drugs, getting high, money, drugs, dates, and having fun, never tells you who she was with or what she was doing,,, also could say she's not cheating on you, but is and lying,,
by Lightbeing September 27, 2020
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