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Turducken Flu

The latest strain of influenza, with a little Swine Flu, Avian Flu, and Human Flu all thrown in ... you get a piece of everything ... just like turducken (the holiday melange of a chick stuffed in a duck, which is then stuffed in a turkey). Sliced just right, you get a piece of everything.
"I thought it was the regular flu, but my hair hurts. I think it's the Turducken Flu."
by Robik April 26, 2009
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Flu Jab

Sneezing whilst climaxing during masturbation, making a climax and 1/7th.
"Dude, when I blew my load the other day sneezed at the same time. Thought my eyeballs were going to pop out at the intensity of the flu jab."
by potato_owl March 29, 2012
mugGet the Flu Jabmug.

Whine Flu

A slang word for the swine flu, meaning that all anyone ever does about the swine flu is whine.
Mr.Dude:Why don't they ever try to get rid of the swine flu?
Mr.Guy:People talk about it, but no one wants to do anything about it.
Mr.Dude:Sounds more like the whine flu to me.
Mr.Guy:LOL.
by Wildwarf June 9, 2009
mugGet the Whine Flumug.

Brasilian flu

Brasilian flu means someone had a FACELIFT (Because that country is know for it's plastic surgery.)
Her face look like hamburger, she got the Brasilian flu!
by rere duce December 23, 2014
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Yellow Flu

Yellow Flu is a term to describe the slow descent of a political party into self destruction.

Coined shortly after the 2010 general election in the UK Yellow Flu takes its name from the party colours of the Liberal Democrats.

Yellow Flu typically manifests itself within local party activists and councillors who do not get to directly enjoy the fruits of being in government. Namely a ministerial car or occasional dinner with News International lobbyists. First symptoms include a growing reluctance to defend Liberal Democrat supported policies beyond blaming the Labour party, the weather, or coalition, medium level symptoms include erratic opinion shifts and outbursts of crying. Terminal Yellow Flu results in resignation and oft repeated vows to never give Nick Clegg the time of day again.

Yellow Flu has given rise to another illness specific to Liberal Democrats. With the Conservative party considering the Liberal Democrats barely worth bothering with beyond a whip sheet, the Labour party is at its warmest, now completely opposed to talking to the Liberal Democrats with words other than "sellout", "lackies" or "shower of useless Tory supporting shites". This secondary illness is known as Yellow loneliness and it's becoming increasingly common for this to strike quickly after the onset of Yellow Flu.
Voter1: "Did you hear about that Lib Dem resigning?"

Voter2: "What? Why? I thought he was chuffed at having made the Tories implement the pupil premium, even though it was in both their manifestos?"

Voter1: "No. Apparently he can't support the coalition now"

Voter2: "After he's sold off our NHS, put us back in recession and propped up the Tories for two years?"

Voter1: "Yup. Must be Yellow Flu."

Voter2: "Twat."

Voter3: "Sorry I was just passing, did you just call a Liberal Democrat a twat? I quite agree. I remember tuition fees even if they don't"
by BritishVotersEverywhere5 October 18, 2012
mugGet the Yellow Flumug.

Swine Flu

The H1N1 virus aka pig flu and the center of cold jokes among you and your idiotic friends.
A: *cough*

B: swine flu!

a: v_v *slap*
by Mamma Luigi November 8, 2009
mugGet the Swine Flumug.

Arnavian Flu

Arnavian Flu is a condition resulting from extreme laziness. It's sufferers sleep through tests and skip classes. It is frequently used as an excuse by students who skip class. The term is used because academic staff are unaware that it is a false disease.
Teacher: Where were you yesterday?
Student: Sorry miss, I came down with a bout of the Arnavian Flu.
by jeansstyle September 30, 2012
mugGet the Arnavian Flumug.

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