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Jade Flu

When a non-Asian person is attracted sexually to an Asian person.
John has jade flu, can't get enough of that Asian pussy.
by Thanatos454 December 13, 2010
mugGet the Jade Flumug.

Whine Flu

A slang word for the swine flu, meaning that all anyone ever does about the swine flu is whine.
Mr.Dude:Why don't they ever try to get rid of the swine flu?
Mr.Guy:People talk about it, but no one wants to do anything about it.
Mr.Dude:Sounds more like the whine flu to me.
Mr.Guy:LOL.
by Wildwarf June 9, 2009
mugGet the Whine Flumug.

Dick flu

When you've given so much oral sex to a guy/guys in a short space of time your throat and noes become sore and swollen, and can feel like the flu. Could also develop a cough.
I've had so much dick I think I got dick flu
by JackiCUSA January 7, 2018
mugGet the Dick flumug.

Osaka flu

Simpsons episode marge in chains season 4 1993. Thought to be prediction for covid last year. Untrue.
The osaka flu is not covid!
by DonW15 December 31, 2020
mugGet the Osaka flumug.

Flu Jab

Sneezing whilst climaxing during masturbation, making a climax and 1/7th.
"Dude, when I blew my load the other day sneezed at the same time. Thought my eyeballs were going to pop out at the intensity of the flu jab."
by potato_owl March 29, 2012
mugGet the Flu Jabmug.

Turducken Flu

The latest strain of influenza, with a little Swine Flu, Avian Flu, and Human Flu all thrown in ... you get a piece of everything ... just like turducken (the holiday melange of a chick stuffed in a duck, which is then stuffed in a turkey). Sliced just right, you get a piece of everything.
"I thought it was the regular flu, but my hair hurts. I think it's the Turducken Flu."
by Robik April 26, 2009
mugGet the Turducken Flumug.

Swine Flu

When your friend goes home with a fat chick from the bar.
Dude, I think Jeff caught the swine flu last night. That bi*ch was HUGE.
by Horse Cack October 1, 2009
mugGet the Swine Flumug.

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