Flex-Mas

When one shows off - flexes - there christmas gifts within the next week after christmas.

S "shit man nice jacket, shoes, hat"
K "yeh man xmas presents'
S ' ahh standard Flex-mas'

by GPSK December 23, 2009

flexity

When somethin' is flexible

We will have mo' flexity, when we get mo' money

by KT-MO December 30, 2009

flex a grumpy

To take a shit outdoors

That burrito is kicking in. I'm fit to flex a grumpy.

by agroman2012 October 11, 2011

Flexicated

The result of adding in overly complex additions to a product. The added options add flexibility to the product in addition to unwanted complexity.

With the addition of these features that 3 customers asked for the widget has become incredibly flexicated.

by PedanticSteve July 19, 2012

flex stop

When you cross your legs and flex your butt muscles together to hold a dump in because your anal sphincter isn't strong enough.

Dude I had a close call this morning. I broke into a shuffle on the way to the bathroom and had to pause half way to do a flex stop.

by hilarioyo September 28, 2013

flexing dominance

To intimidate a rival bro passive aggressively by commenting on an Instagram picture.

I was flexing dominance at someone... Someone named Steven.

by Pauleeeee June 21, 2016

Flexiconer

Flexiconer is a different way to say gay ass nigga.

Bro you such a flexiconer

by Sweddy February 12, 2017