silver dollar flat top

A flat top haircut in which a bald spot resides on top.

“That old man has a silver dollar flat top”

by Teitorbig February 5, 2021

I'm Flat

I don't have a long (bullish) position in an investment, nor do I have a short (bearish) investment in that investment. I have no position, I'm flat.

"I came in to today long Euros and short Google, now I'm flat on both".

by hrtshpdbox February 5, 2022

flat backer

nasty girls with NO ass

I like girls with some junk in their trunk, not flat backers.

by Vinazza March 9, 2008

C-Flat

An experimental short film by award winning designer/director Jim Minton. Inspired by a Dadaist poem from the early 1900's. Surreal poetry made visible.

That surreal C-Flat movie blew my mind.

by jiminton June 10, 2007

flat egg

A person whose personality resembles a hard boiled egg that has been peeled and then squished.

"Ugh that girl has no personality!"
"Yeah, she's a real flat egg."

by CToso69 May 29, 2016

flat earther

The worst kind of internet troll after Anti-broines.

flat earther flat out ignore physics.

by PhoenixQNebula July 27, 2016

Flat earther

A person who doesn't believe NASA really visited the moon and that we actually live on a geocentric model.

I'm a flat earther, haven't you noticed how there is never any visible curvature even from photos taken miles up, what happened to 8" of curvature every mile? research it before you dismiss it.

by lolplur July 28, 2016