Flakepotomus

Someone who is a flake, constantly makes plans and then bails with little or no warning. People who are completely inconsiderate of other people, especially when time and scheduling is of importance.

That girl was the one with idea to go to this restaurant... now we are all here and she is a no show. The next time I saw her she gave me a big hug and fake kiss and acted like nothing had happened and we were all BFFs. What a flakepotomus!

by Nutzdogg April 20, 2015

Flakespeare

One of which whom beautifully crafts an idea or action to take before flaking.

Habitual liars tend to be Flakespeares due to their false hood, high talks and unreliability. All which are awttributes for that of a Flakespeare.

by Twitty Tister July 1, 2015

flake

Brandie Absher

This individual will not shut the fuck up about all of the plans she has for when she comes to visit you in 364 days. When that day finally arrives, she will "flake" and leave you high & dry with sad excuses about why she suddenly can not come through. After much planning and and endless discussions on your facebook wall. Usually, it will be because her dumb ass is just a failure at life.

by CeeCeeElle September 2, 2016

flabergucken

Flabbergasted, shook and trigger put into one word.

She's flabergucken when she saw Harry Styles.

by dawnbreaker3000daisy November 21, 2016

flacker whacky

When a man whacks another man in the face with his penis

Genoa flacker whacky Jim

by thE word give January 16, 2017

flaber jack

that extra fat that makes you look large when you are pretty skinny

uhh im called fat becuse of my flaber jack

by dishragsquad February 7, 2017

flakey peach

A flakey peach is that lovely person who cancels plans every time and really you can't be mad bc they are lovely but also they are flakier than pillsbury's mama's pusspuss

She's a flakey peach and I haven't seen her in a month

by Animalnoisesmysistersgonewild March 12, 2017