Frumple

The new and cooler way of saying the number five, a frumple is just an objectively better way of saying five, just like a better word for 10^12431 is a "Marioplex." The term originates from a comment posted on a reddit post "Can anyone just name a number, just like that?" on r/NoStupidQuestions in 2017.

Sorry dude, you just missed Kevin, he left frumple minutes ago.

I can only count up to frumpleteen

by Joic March 30, 2023

Flumpcin

A girl on top having sex while the man is pooping

I'm busy getting a flumpcin

by Tbost April 1, 2023

Frump lordian

A man who surrounds himself with ugly women in order to use them to get ahead in life.

My dude is a frump lordian to half bills with such a ugly woman.

by Souless75 April 3, 2023

Frumpkin Basting

When a man ejaculates on the face of a frumpy girl.

I went out last night frumpkin Basting ugly women.

by Souless75 April 5, 2023

Frump Basking

Basking in a harem of frumps that are totally defeated and victimized by one's ultimate narcissistic control and banter of them. Totally and completely using a group of frumpy women until they are completely used until they hate all men.

What is wrong with that guy Frump Basking with all of those frumps?

by Souless75 April 5, 2023

Frumpalina

A very obvious unattractive female that refuses to believe that she is such, and is totally and completely intimidated by any male confidence whatsoever.

That woman is a real frumpalina.

by Souless75 April 5, 2023

Flumper

A lazy, middle aged, married woman who's lost all interest in her chosen role in life. Generally, souless, selfish, always with flapjack or Orangutan titties...also said to have a head shaped like a shank portion ham. Infrequent showering, missing front teeth, Stringy toes , floppy loosness around her body are some tell tale signs that you may have got you a flumper as a wife. Beware and prepare! Your Flumper could be on the verge of going apeshit and fuck up your enire life and family.

Would you please get the fuck up ,ya fuckin fumper, and throw all these piss diapers away? Goddam it! Goddam it!

Go ahead Flumper...put these novelty deer antlers and see if there are hunters in the meadow.

After the. Plan crashed, the only thing that keep me alive that night was the warmth from the inside of my poor departed Flumper. She was bug enough to save me and her sister.

by D.J. ChimChimBalls April 12, 2023