Five dollar fogger

A five dollar hit of crystal meth

Tina: Yo can I get a five dollar fogger?
Crystal: You broke ass bitch
Tina: Come on let me hit your pipe one time, all I got is five on me.
Crystal: Give the five and you better not nigger lip or burn my shit bitch.

by Leroy Jenkins bungeese December 11, 2022

Up Five

The same gesture as the famous High five but a more friendly term that can be exclaimed without making one look/sound like a high-fiving douche bag.

"So these frat boys in their Lexus' tried racing me in my VW, and I totally let them blow past just to watch the cops pull them over... Up Five!"

in lieu of an after-sex high five: "YEAH! I just banged the shit out of you! Up Five!"

by Dan Ray May 23, 2008

Ol' Five-Wheels

The chronically lonely man. Ol' Five-Wheels is the name given to anybody that goes out regularly with one or more couples and no partner of his/her own, always forced to sit in awkwardness as the couples get all lovey-dovey over each other and act as if s/he doesn't exist. Who knows why s/he does it- perhaps they continually hope that one day, somebody will take notice, or perhaps they have no other friends. Whatever the reason, the name is theirs, and evermore shall be (until they get a partner of their own and do the same thing to somebody else).

Yesterday I went out with Jim and Sarah, and Toby and Kate. I felt like such an Ol' Five-Wheels.

by Lexodus August 4, 2010

high-five to the low-two

A kick to the nuts. Refers to the five toes of the kicker's foot rising up to mash the two testicles of the recipient's ball-bag.

When my boss called me into the office to review my job performance, she said that if I'd spent more time working than reading Urban Dictionary, I'd still have a job on Monday. It was a real high-five to the low-two.

by TerribleDH March 20, 2011

Holy Five

A Holy five is when you perform an action so awesome, God himself has to give you a high five for it. A holy five also makes the earth shake, and in the most purely awesome cases, angels will begin to sing. It is said that when Chuck Norris appeared, he was awarded one single holy five thus creating the Chuck Norris we all know today. Holy fives rarely occur, but are the reason for most earthquakes in modern times.

#1: I just got really high, had a threesome, played my best game of CoD yet, while I was sitting on a chair made of money. All at the same time!
#2: Awesome bro!
*God's hand appears out of nowhere and gives #1 a highfive*
#1: What the awesome hell just happened?
#2: Holy five bro! But why is the earth shaking?

by Ultra-Nerd x September 10, 2012

Spock Five

Spock Five is the new and improved High Five, as well as the most awesome way of greeting friends and strangers. Established in 2007 it has been greatly spread across the UK. To perform this method of greeting you must do the Spock hand sign and high five, as soon as that stage is complete, the gap between your middle finder and ring finger must be pushed against the person doing the same thing opposite to you ( BUT YOU MUST BE CARFUL OF THE WEBBING).

Hey Dude!! (Spock Five!)

by Spocky5dude March 17, 2012

Manky Fiver

The unique currency men from the west of Ireland use to pay for somebody's mothers services.

Dublin Man: Yo P-Dawg, what you get up to last night?

P-Dawg: I spend me last manky fiver on a go of your Ma.

Dublin Man: Ugh..

by PDawgWillRideYourMaInTheBog April 12, 2014