fucked the dog

To do nothing, procrastinate, or avoid doing a task that is undesirable

I was sick of doing school work so I took the day off and fucked the dog

by Omallley April 11, 2005

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FuckedDaShit

Verb... To Screw Something or Somebody...To Refrain From doing something...

Today Mom to me to go and look for a job... I told her FUCKEDDASHIT... I don't need a job while I can live off you forever.

by Secret Agent Valdez April 26, 2006

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having vaginal sex with a girl doggy style then pulling out and stuffing it in her ass with out warning thus you get the Hee noise, then when she turns around to be like what the fuck you punch her in the face thus the Haww noise repeat until unconscious or ejaculation (which ever seems funnier)

example I just donkey fucked that fat hoe

by Donkey fucking God (i.e. Butter, i.e. Proffesor Chaos, i.e. Kevin) November 22, 2004

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fucked

To have consumed numerable amounts of narcotics, and generally be a big dribbling mumbling euphoric mess.

I'm fucked

by Lozza & Queen of the Fucking Universe March 9, 2003

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fucked yo bitch

When someone has sex with anothers partner and says it to them.

"i fucked yo bitch"
"i fucked yo cow"

"aight then"

by SwagYoloNahBoi January 19, 2016

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Sleep Fucked

The state of and/or feeling of being incredibly groggy after long periods of sleep deprivation or too much sleep.

God, I am totally sleep fucked from last night's marathon dungeons and dragons session. OR

I slept through my whole weekend and now I am completely sleep fucked.

by priortotherewas May 10, 2011

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Duck fucked

The human sexual activity that is analogous to the coital actions of ducks in which the male mounts the female in a very domineering manner. He grasps her neck with his bill and submerges it beneath the water. This would be analogous to a man forcefully shoving a women's head or neck into the supporting surface while fucking her from behind.

Me: "dude, last night I was fucking this hoe from behind and grabbed her hair and stuffed her fucking head into the bed"

friend: "you duck fucked her?"

Me: "fo sho"

by Lippie May 14, 2011

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