fart dictatorship

someone utilizing farts to control a social situation.

James is the president of his own fart dictatorship when he uses his secret weapon to disperse a crowd at a movie theater (with great power comes great responsibility).

by thebertananators June 7, 2011

cartoon farts

A description of flatulence so shocking and extreme that it winds up being entertaining.

Startling percussive booms and deafening trumpet tones defined his uniquely humorous signature cartoon farts.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2019

Fart barking

When the poo pressure inside your anus comes flying out so hard that it hurts your sphincter and produces a sound like a dog barking.

Quit fart barking so close to my head!

I'm gonna have to go sit on the toilet and fart bark.

I just fart Barked so hard, I need to blot.

by Doctor Ramshackle February 27, 2011

Fart Packet

A Taco Bell burrito.

Aww man I shouldn't have eaten that fart packet earlier, now I have hot gas.

Hey Joe, hand me one of them fart packets, I wanna crop dust the shit out of those girl scouts.

by PinkyandtheBrain December 9, 2012

Dad fart

farts that smell so terrible that toleration is non existent. These farts smell often of rotten eggs and such other materials that are cringed upon. Many kids experienced dad farts when they were children.

dude 1: I think i might be sick, i dont know what i ate, these farts smell disgusting

Dude 2: nah man, you just have a common case of the dad farts.

by supersilicone September 13, 2012

Fart wafting

Fart wafting is a way to share your fart with other people..or if you just feel like a cheeky sniff of the badboy yourself. The conventional way to "fart waft" is to cup your hand slightly and use mainly the wrist to waft the fart away. The more experianced fart wafters tend to put backspin and better wrist movements to help the fart travel. If you want to share your fart to many people then some fart wafters tend to use a book, magazine or folder of some kind.

after letting of a massive fart, gaymouth did some fart wafting.

by Alfred Alan December 8, 2010

Fart Furnace

After you fart many times while sitting on the couch, when you get up it is warm and the smell is there for a long time afterwards.

Todd watched the football game on the couch. When he left the fart furnace kept the room warm for hours.

by TigerDoc January 11, 2008