Fart barking

When the poo pressure inside your anus comes flying out so hard that it hurts your sphincter and produces a sound like a dog barking.

Quit fart barking so close to my head!

I'm gonna have to go sit on the toilet and fart bark.

I just fart Barked so hard, I need to blot.

by Doctor Ramshackle February 27, 2011

fart collective

When a group of highly flatulent people dedicate themselves to emitting the most repugnant fart cloud humanly possible.

Members of the fart collective were recently found dining at Mar-A-Lago on black beans, anchovies and Brussels sprouts, patiently awaiting the arrival of the Guest of Honor.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 5, 2019

farts-in-a-box

Kind of like a child’s jack-in-the-box but with a noxious fart-cloud released instead.

The festive looking farts-in-a-box musical device was cranked with glee until the boy realized what the “Pop Goes the Weasel” tune would finally mean.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

Dad fart

farts that smell so terrible that toleration is non existent. These farts smell often of rotten eggs and such other materials that are cringed upon. Many kids experienced dad farts when they were children.

dude 1: I think i might be sick, i dont know what i ate, these farts smell disgusting

Dude 2: nah man, you just have a common case of the dad farts.

by supersilicone September 13, 2012

Fart wafting

Fart wafting is a way to share your fart with other people..or if you just feel like a cheeky sniff of the badboy yourself. The conventional way to "fart waft" is to cup your hand slightly and use mainly the wrist to waft the fart away. The more experianced fart wafters tend to put backspin and better wrist movements to help the fart travel. If you want to share your fart to many people then some fart wafters tend to use a book, magazine or folder of some kind.

after letting of a massive fart, gaymouth did some fart wafting.

by Alfred Alan December 8, 2010

Fart Furnace

After you fart many times while sitting on the couch, when you get up it is warm and the smell is there for a long time afterwards.

Todd watched the football game on the couch. When he left the fart furnace kept the room warm for hours.

by TigerDoc January 11, 2008

Period Fart

When you fart on your period and a bubbly blood explodes inside your pads and high waist boxer brief panties!

You must only period fart inside your new high waist boxer brief panties, which it's best to merilly bleed inside your new high waist boxer brief panties and which it's a lovely reason to cry!

by Arturo Bhutan April 29, 2019