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Cat Farmer

The profession of farming felines in the Canadian Wilderness. A rather hauntingly difficult task, usually done by planting cats in the ground and waiting for them to sprout and thus being able to farm them correctly. Alternatively, you can just let them roam free until they reproduce and be all badass with your cat farm.
I've heard of vegetable farms, cow farms, even zombie farms, but a cat farm?!

So I recently quit my job and became a full time Cat Farmer..
by johnnycomic September 19, 2012
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farmer

Is a term used in assosiation with MMORPG. This is a person who play the game with the primary pourpose of making real life profit. They do this by farming money and items in game and then turn around and sell them on the internet for real life cash. To aid in there farming farmers usually use third party programs and camp out specific location in the game for a long period of time.
It's getting harder to find a good place to level with all the dam farmers everywhere.
by ReaperMage September 26, 2005
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ass raping monkey farmer

Pronounciation: ass-rape-ing-monk-ee-farm-err

A word used to describe someone of very little intelligence who also has a habit of causing you annoyance by the retarded acts they choose to perform because of their small brain cells.
'Why must you always cause me prolems you ass raping monkey farmer!'
by Insignia1986 April 4, 2007
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cum farmer

Someone who has a cum farm, works at a sperm bank, or likes cum. Used mostly as an insult
Jack: "That bitch is is a slut!"

Dustin: "Yeah, what a cum farmer"
by A8974189k September 19, 2006
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farmer snort

I launched a snot rocket into the flowerbed. My wife had a fit.
by Acemery May 16, 2005
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gorp farmer

One who takes his favorite item from a communal gorp bag (most commonly M+Ms or almonds).
Sarah was left behind by her backpacking trip and eaten by wolves after Tom caught her gorp-farming
by Pink January 30, 2004
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feltch farmer

The guy in a gayorgy that is responsible for suckin the jizz out of everyone elses ass!!!
Hey Carlton U are the feltch farmer for tonights orgy!!! U in???
by vinny125125 November 5, 2010
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