by J.T.T.B6976 June 6, 2015
Get the Jib Fantasymug. When a 40+ woman's dream man has the body of Taylor Lautner and the brilliant and witty mind of Stphen Colbert.
40+ Woman #1: Describe your perfect man.
40+ Woman #2: My perfect man is a tadpole-fantasy, he has the body of Jacob in the Twilight Saga, but the brilliant and witty mind of Stephen Colbert.
40+ Woman #1: A body and brains; good luck with that.
40+ Woman #2: That's why it's called a fantasy, hater!
40+ Woman #2: My perfect man is a tadpole-fantasy, he has the body of Jacob in the Twilight Saga, but the brilliant and witty mind of Stephen Colbert.
40+ Woman #1: A body and brains; good luck with that.
40+ Woman #2: That's why it's called a fantasy, hater!
by FunnyGirlGoesBlog March 17, 2010
Get the Tadpole-Fantasymug. An adult escort service from the south that operates in southern states and the midwest. They have been in business for over 30 years because of their relationships with law enforcement. They operate out of Redwood Management Apartment Complexes and local hotels. They load the ho stable from 3pm-5pm, drive hoes to the hotel at 6pm, then drive them to the stable around 2am. The girls sleep at the apartment, then drive them home at 7am.
Damn the cops have a search warrant for my house because that ho from fantasy escort network wore a blue-tooth ear piece and tapped our conversation talking about drugs to the cops. At least they have cheap ho prices.
by Perrysburg home of the Ho’s September 10, 2019
Get the Fantasy Escort Networkmug. noun: a real or imagined scenario where significant resources are saved or gained, especially when multiple events or conditions coincide with synergistic effect. The phrase is typically used as an exclamation to describe and affirm such a scenario.
Synonyms: #valueadded #winning #starsalign
Antonyms: #shitshow #goatrope #snafu #soupsandwich
Synonyms: #valueadded #winning #starsalign
Antonyms: #shitshow #goatrope #snafu #soupsandwich
Usage: I went to federal building to get that personal information and in the waiting room I secured partnerships for my volunteer advocacy work and completed three time-sensitive tasks for work - and I got it all done in the 40 mins that was left on the parking meter from the previous driver…and it was the closest spot to the entrance. And it was above 0 degrees and sunny Value fantasy!!
by definio maximum December 2, 2022
Get the Value fantasymug. Final Fantasy Legend II: Part II: My Eternal Saga, is my life, as Priestess Kai/Ki. Since Priestess Kai/Ki, is immortal, that means, I will live forever!
Final Fantasy Legend II: Part 2: My Eternal Saga, will not be for a console, or a computer. It will happen in real life! Actually my life! I'm glad I'm Priestess Kai/Ki! I can't wait to be my anime female self again!
by I'mcrazy May 1, 2024
Get the Final Fantasy Legend II: Part 2: My Eternal Sagamug. Fantasy is something of the imagination.
It can be many things like your more traditional forms such as goblins and magic. But it can also be space ships and aliens or literally any thing you can think of. And then there’s the sexual fantasy, I will not touch on that subject. It is also a genre of literature and games.
It can be many things like your more traditional forms such as goblins and magic. But it can also be space ships and aliens or literally any thing you can think of. And then there’s the sexual fantasy, I will not touch on that subject. It is also a genre of literature and games.
by Justaphonex September 23, 2021
Get the Fantasymug. "hey Eddie, how's your Colt 45 fantasy going?" "Pretty good man, I'm trying to give a girl my my herbs n spices"
by Phillyeeyore June 1, 2025
Get the Colt 45 Fantasymug.