fannybaw

1. A person with negative defining characteristics.

2. Literally, a testicle (baw) and vagina (fanny) combined to form a nonsensical abstract object.

"I don't like him. He's a fannybaw."

"Haw, fannybaw!"

by Chookmeister October 26, 2003

The Fanny Pack Warrior

AKA Epic Beard Man, a legendary veteran warrior who wears a fanny pack, has a badass beard and if you piss him off, he will falcon punch you into the ground.
The man who stood up to Tyrone

See the epic battle; search "AC Transit Bus Fight. I am a MOTHERFUCKER" on youtube.
Tyrone goes a little too far and pushes EBM over the edge...

In a recent interview, The Fanny Pack Warrior stated:

''Its better to be pissed off than pissed on''

His legacy will go down into the archives of history, and he will never be forgotten - He is a true American hero.

by BobCatFlee February 21, 2010

Fanculo

Fuck off in italian (see also vaffanculo)

Fanculo puttana (fuck off bitch)

by Ashgz0r September 12, 2003

fanny cap

Inserting a lid like odject or cork, to stop intercourse, a smaller version of a chastising belt,

My girlfriend cant get it else wear I've capped her fanny up good with a fanny cap

by mitch00uk March 26, 2015

Fancycam

Fancycam- is the U.S. Army OEF camouflage pattern, also known as Multicam or Gucciflage.

Mia is infatuated with Casey in his new Fancycam.

by AZ MEDEVAC December 11, 2011

Fanny Wrangler

A television studio production assistant who has the job of arranging the attractive females in the studio audience to ensure that they are strategically placed in the front row of the audience so as to appear in the background either side of the presenters.
In order to carry out their duties they also ensure the ugly mingers and fat males are stood at the back well out of shot.

On "Top Gear" there are always a disproportionate number of attractive females stood behind Hammond, Clarkson and May when they doing the studio links

"Get the Fanny Wrangler arranging the hot babes over by the chairs as we do the news in 3 minutes " said the producer.

by Monty3945 November 7, 2012

FANNY ANXIOUS

1. Anxious in a lady way

-anxious about your erect nipples
-anxious about your feminine itching
-anxious about your work colleagues smelling your period
-anxious about the fisting you got from the hospital when you lost your tampon

2. Anxiousness induced lady problems

-You're so anxious you've mensed twice in one month
-You're so anxious you're dribbling your knickers
-you're so anxious you forget you've got your period and you're work colleagues comment on the stains
-You're so anxious you've got to move on to super plus

Driving the car makes Ekaterina so fanny anxious her car seat has a near permanent wet patch.

Potential girlfriends make Amina so fanny anxious her left nipple becomes erect when she sees them coming

by IAMNOTKAREN October 21, 2011