Facial Shitsplosion

This occurs when someone drops a piece of toilet paper on the floor and goes to pick it up. When the victim is reaching down, the toilet simultaneously flushes and explodes in the face of the dumb shitwad, causing a facial shitsplosion. This happens quite often, and can even end careers.

Tyrant: Dude I went to Dunkin’ yesterday and saw this dude come out of the bathroom brown af. Wasn’t sure if he was just Indian or if something tragic happened in there..

Big Easy: Bro, he clearly experienced a Facial Shitsplosion. Def was reaching down for some TP and caught a nice slimy log or four to the face.

Tyrant: Hopefully he doesn’t end up with Poo-TSD

by Stoney69 May 31, 2019

Facially challenged

when you want to call somebody ugly but you don't want them to feel as bad.

me: Jody why are you so facially challenged

Jody: I dont know well at least its better than being called ugly

by eater4life January 04, 2016

cheddar facial

The etymology of this word has been lost by historians, counter-intuitively the world also is not related to physical cheese or spa treatments.

A Cheddar Facial is used for people who need to supplement their scraggly facial hair designs with donated fecal matter from others, thus enhancing the luscious nature of an artificial mane.

Chichael- Bro, I have been trying for weeks to grow out facial hair to make me look like the evil burger king, but since I am a little boy in a mans body my facial hair comes in patchy and thin.

Chonny- I can help you with that, best friend, let me give you a Cheddar Facial!

::pluck puck, pinch pinch, draw draw::

Chichael- Wow Chonny thanks! Now I really look like my favorite fast food character!! and I smell just like your ear pit!

by Cup of Rice February 21, 2014

Butterfly Facial

When you ejaculate on a woman's (or man's) face in an elegant pattern to match her lovely pearl necklace

She looked so nice after her butterfly facial that she didn't even wipe it off

by jewishdanmarino June 25, 2020

Blueberry Facial

When a man chokes a girl until her face turns purple and then cums on her face.

She likes it rough so she got a blueberry facial last night!

by italionostalliono May 23, 2024

Blueberry Facial

(v); when you jizz on someone’s face and then throw a handful of blueberries to see how many stick.

“Hey babe, do you want a Blueberry Facial? We can try to beat our high score.”

by InkedShy September 26, 2020

Facial Hair

The result of a imprecise male ejaculation onto ones face. If ejaculate lands on, or drips onto the receiving parties hair, they now have facial hair.

I really hope I don't end up with facial hair after this is all over.

by SomethingALittleMoreSpecial November 30, 2022