Fag

1) A cigarette (only used by English people, usually lower class)

2) A male homosexual (offensive, whether you like it or not)

3) Your personal servant during boarding school (only used by rich and upper class English twats.)

Me: Can I bum a fag?
1) Low class English friend: Yeah bruv, lifted it from the off-license just last night
2) Random slightly blunt friend: Only if they bend over first
3) Upper class posh friend/twat: Jolly gracious me! How disgusting! Now sod off, I've got work to finish. *Continues bumming own fag*

by inb42late June 22, 2013

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Get the Fagmug.

Run fag

Someone who constantly talks about running or something running related. Desires admiration for recent running achievements. Often will post running selfies or selfie action shots running.

“What’s up with John setting up his camera and taking selfies of himself running by?”

“Ya I saw that on Instagram. He’s such a run fag”

by LayNPipe March 1, 2019

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Get the Run fagmug.

smoke a fag

1. Have a cigarette (British)

2. Kill a homosexual (American)

Anyone want to go outside and smoke a fag.

by the-boss October 30, 2006

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Get the smoke a fagmug.

Fag Blast

The explosive expulsion of Santorum from the recipient of anal sex.

He fag blasted all over my chest and proceeded to rub it into my sinuses.

"Hey, did you hear about Winthrop?"
"No, what happened?"
"I heard he took like three dicks up the ass and the back pressure of his fag blast coated the entire restroom of the gay bar with carnitas and regret."

by Bacon Bit & Tater Tot October 6, 2012

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