Espresso cookie

A character from Cookie Run: Kingdom. He may be a cookie but DAMN he's fine asf!

P1: Espresso cookie is so hot, I want him to step on me.

P2: Dude that's literally a cookie...

P1: I know but still

ESPRESSO COOKIE PLEASE COME HOME!!!

by a genderfluid toaster August 21, 2021

expresshole

a shopper at a supermarket/ store that checks out at the express line when they clearly have more items than the maximum. this makes everyone behind them wait.

"Look at this expresshole! he has 20 items when you can only have 5 on this line!"

by Anonymus R December 7, 2005

empress of light

A post-plantera enemy in Terraria. Fucking annoying when fought at day time.

Empress of light is a bitch at night and a bigger one at day.

by FunDefinationsForBrawlStars October 6, 2021

espresso

A type of coffee made by forcing very hot water through finely ground and tightly packed coffee resulting in a dark, sometimes bitter tasting, drink.

Espresso is served in shots of around 1.5 ounces, and is frequently added to steamed milk to make various coffee beverages.

Often mistakenly called "expresso".

I just spent an entire month's worth of paychecks on a new espresso machine. I will never sleep again.

by Austin December 1, 2003

Expresso Depresso

A phrase used to describe the feeling of depression that comes onto someone when they least expect it and is usually due to many unfortunate and/or negative things happening to the person who is feeling depressed. It usually does a lot of damage emotionally and can result in a massive mood swing for the depressee. The Espresso part is made up of the words express and espresso. It refers to the sudden draining feeling you get after drinking a highly caffeinated drink such as an Espresso (relatable to that of an Expresso Depresso type meltdown) and the fact that the depressed feeling comes really quickly (almost like express delivery!). The depresso part is the word depression, manipulated to sound better/rhyme with the word Expresso.

Jasmin: I'm feeling SO Expresso Depresso right now.
Hayley: Why what happened?
Jasmin: Well I was fine this morning until my boyfriend and I got into ANOTHER fight, I failed my math test, and there's a new rumour being spread about me.
Hayley: Gosh, that IS depressing... :(

by Jasmin S. December 9, 2008

Long Island Expressway

The main thoroughfare on Long Island. Also known as "The World's Longest Parking Lot".

I sat awn the (lawngilind) Long Island Expressway for too ahwuhs befawh I foynully mayd it tew Jeriko.

by Person McPherson September 10, 2006

office espresso

That last cup of coffee left in the office pot at 4:30 in the afternoon, you know, the one that's been cooking down all day until it's thick as molasses, burned, and dirty like 10,000-mile-old engine oil. Mmmm-mmmh.

Bob: That smells delightful. What is it, a vente americano from Starbucks?
Nancy: Nope, I just added some hot tap water to three fingers of office espresso.

by Harris Bergstein January 24, 2007