Sensible Erection

To have an erection, but not aroused. One form of a sensible erection is morning wood.

Quimby. If you were running for mayor, he'd vote for you!

by JOKa August 22, 2003

penile erection

When a man (or shemale...arrrr PENIS) comes anywhere near contact with poonani or one who never gets any action just hears shakira. The British way to say, bonar

(in the background) Whenever.. wherever...
-Oh my god i have a huge penile erection! -Spooge-

by jesta :--> September 16, 2003

Napoleon's Erection

When you crave sex and attempt to masturbate when you don't have an erection.

"I had a Napoleon's Erection last night and I made love to my little sister's teddy bear."

by negroshima January 27, 2007

education

Learning meaningful stuff while you're in school

"Say no to drugs, stay in school and get a good education."

Nancy Reagan's 1985 Anti-Drug campaign.

by Saints October 20, 2003

Special Erection

When a Japanese guy with Downs Syndrome gets a stiffy.

I know this guy from Japan with Downs that gets hard ons at the drop a hat. Now that’s what I call a Special Erection.

by Goosey Goose August 23, 2020

tit erection

when you can screw someone with your tit

It's ok, tit erections only happen to sumair when he has to queef which makes his taint flap.

by not sumair March 6, 2004

Erectionary

An erection experienced while reading a dictionary.

Dude, page 578 gave me a massive erectionary

by Lazy_Quitter January 7, 2011