Elmo

The route of all evil. Comes off sweet, cuddly, and lovable, but give him the opportunity and he will eat your babies and molest you in your sleep.

kid 1: My sister got real quiet after we got my baby brother that elmo doll...
kid 2: Dude... where IS your baby brother?

by Tiger911 January 26, 2009

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elementary sex

The art of keeping track of how many positions you have had sex in and the amount of times you have done it in those positions

Doggie style 25
Missionary position 50
Reverse cowgirl 37
Simple elementary sex

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013

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elemo • Elemon • elemonk • Elemonsi • Elemonsns • elemoorilla • Elemoose • Elmo • Element • elementary school

Generally grades K-5, although some schools do it K-6. A place filled with overly nice teachers who treat u like ur fuckin 5. Birthdays are overrated here. Literally doesn’t prepare u at all for middle school so it’s tuff

“ I went to elementary school, and learned absolutely nothing”

by Oof_Dani_Swimmer May 10, 2018

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SHERWOOD FOREST ELEMENTARY

The worst school in history every single girl in that school stuffs their bra's with paper to impress the boys who just plain dumb. I would know I go their it fucking sucks.

Taja: I'm out of paper to stuff my bra with do you have any?

Latae: No ask Tina at lunch.

Tina: I'm right here. You can't have any I'm going for Nicolas.

Taja: I thought that you hated french dudes.

Tina: *sits by Nicolas and giggles.*

Nicolas: *stares at Tina* Did you get fatter?

Tina: *stands up and fake falls*

Nicolas: *eats his soup then move back to Oklahoma a month later*

Tina: Hits on Dominick.

All this is a real story this happened a not so long ago time at SHERWOOD FOREST ELEMENTARY.

by lovelykitty2000 April 22, 2011

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