A tween who will fuck anyone, anywhere as long as they sparkle in the sunlight and drive a volvo. They video tape themselfs sleeping to see if men stalk them and A Team Edward Chick would intentionally cut themselfs just to see if any vampires will come and suck their body fluids. They also randomly scream at pale pretty people in the streets. Keep away with Caution.
Holy shit! that girl is such A Team Edward Chick! I was wearing my sequined shirt today in the park and she randomly jumped ontop of me and begged me to bite her! W-T-F?!
by Jimmy Neutron the third January 18, 2010
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I mean, c'mon! He doesn't drink human blood, he can go out in daylight, and he SPARKLES. He is NOT a vampire. He is, however, a fairy.
I mean, c'mon! He doesn't drink human blood, he can go out in daylight, and he SPARKLES. He is NOT a vampire. He is, however, a fairy.
Twitard- Ahhh, Edward Cullen is the hottest vampire EVER!
Normal person- Dude, he isn't a vampire, he's a fairy.
Normal person- Dude, he isn't a vampire, he's a fairy.
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The best most loving person a internet star. He is awesome with girls and loves to have sex he can do any girl in the world. He is the most hottest football player of 2008-2009
by lover of edwardgarcia October 30, 2008
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2) To bang another lady while your rightfully married partner is unable to react to the situation, for whatever reason.
3) To try to do something great for the public to hide how big of a jerk you are at the personal level.
2) To bang another lady while your rightfully married partner is unable to react to the situation, for whatever reason.
3) To try to do something great for the public to hide how big of a jerk you are at the personal level.
1) "Quit looking at the other side of my Yu-Gi-Oh cards, you dip-shit! If you pull a John Edwards on me like that again, I'll burn your entire collection in the back-yard!"
2) Jessica Simpson's boyfriend had to pull a John Edwards on her in her own home! He was caught banging a chick on top her bed! As if she had enough to be upset about! She's Jessica Simpson! Her life has been dropped on shit creek without a paddle!
3) The stupid man is trying to run for Vice President. Even know he cheated on his wife who has breast cancer, he still thinks he has what it takes to become a figure for this country. Encourage people to be stupid and do things wrong. We're not going to let John Edwards pull himself at us again!
2) Jessica Simpson's boyfriend had to pull a John Edwards on her in her own home! He was caught banging a chick on top her bed! As if she had enough to be upset about! She's Jessica Simpson! Her life has been dropped on shit creek without a paddle!
3) The stupid man is trying to run for Vice President. Even know he cheated on his wife who has breast cancer, he still thinks he has what it takes to become a figure for this country. Encourage people to be stupid and do things wrong. We're not going to let John Edwards pull himself at us again!
by hekifier March 28, 2009
Get the Pull A John Edwards mug.A person who is totaly in love with the character Edward Cullen from the seires by Stephenie Meyer. Edward is a vampier who falls in love with a girl. He must starve himself of her blood in order for her to stay alive. This act of love is one of the reasons teenager girls (and maybe some boys) across the world concider him the most romantic person who has ever walked this planet. (myself included) An Edwardist knows were to find all of the best parts of the book, went out and bought Eclipse when it came out on August 7th, and is constantly putting herself in Bella's (the female protagonist) shoes. Not only is it enough for an Edwardist to read the books, but she/he must also live the books.
Girl One: Did you see Mitch looking at you in English??
Edwardist: Who cares. Would Mitch put me before himself. Would he marry me at a mere age of 18 so that he can turn me into a vampier? And most importantly, does he even look a quarter as sexy as EDWARD?
Girl One: Jeez! Picky...
Edwardist: Who cares. Would Mitch put me before himself. Would he marry me at a mere age of 18 so that he can turn me into a vampier? And most importantly, does he even look a quarter as sexy as EDWARD?
Girl One: Jeez! Picky...
by MockQueenGirl September 6, 2007
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