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Dusty Router

When an IT professional has sex with someone more than twice their age while performing their official duties.
"Yeah, Todd helped old lady Thatcher on the seventh floor with her new login and gave her the dusty router right in her office!"

"Door open?"

"You know it."
by Positive Control February 26, 2018
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Dusty Backpacker

Dry anal. The receiving partner stands while the giving partner sits on a table or high chair behind them. The giving partner wraps their legs and arms around the receiver, who then steps forward and carries them like a hiking pack. Penetration ensues.

Popular among feminists and power bottoms.
"I gave Jill a dusty backpacker last night. We ran out of lube but she's been doing squats lately so it turned out alright, dude."
by PizzzaDadddy February 26, 2018
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Dusty Snowblower

When you're outside enjoying a nice, cold, winter wonderland blowjob, you're about to blow your load and she rears back and closes her eyes to receive her facial, when suddenly she receives the worst white wash of her life and you bury her in the snow (add some dirt). After this, you run back to the car/truck (or house), lock the doors, and blow your load inside (got to finish it out!).
Dude, she was not happy about receiving a Dusty Snowblower the other day, but it brought tremendous joy to my life.
by BRICKLINGUY March 1, 2018
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Dusty Johnson

A dusty/dirty piece of meat . Basically a dirty, dusty dick (penis).
I thought I told you to put your Dusty Johnson away!
by pownzor14 May 15, 2018
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dusty pirate key

Same as a pirate key, just add cocaine to fingers or bootyhole.
Damn homegirl that gave me that dusty pirate key left a nail in my butt that im just feeling now....cus the coke wore off and is no longer numb...
by Lolo2dafloyo July 15, 2019
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Dusty Peeker

When you use a kaleidoscope to look up a grandma’s snatch. Fun for you but especially her.
Dude I gave Scott’s grandma a dusty peeker last night it was so hot!
by Poonaners July 21, 2019
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Dusty dagger

A penis has multiple STDs HIV and possibly AIDS
Steve:I heard you got a Dusty dagger

Jack:my dick fell off
by Dusty dagger prevention August 28, 2019
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