chrono douchebag

1.a name used to describe somone beeing a total asshole

2. a term used to describe a male douchebag

Bob: hey there fucktard

Johny: go fuck yourself , chrono douchebag

Cindy:i have both

Susan: You are a chrono douchebag

by mike F. dude March 3, 2010

douchebag mode

1. The state of being where the shafting of close friends becomes common practice as well as an exponential increase in selfishness / state of jew.

2. A person who goes into hiding and responds with douche bag comments when an urgent situation arises that requires a swift reaction.

3. Micheal and the ma

Mike totally ignored me and went into douchebag mode yesterday when I asked him about Joanne.

We helped him with all that stuff regarding school and work, just to be shafted by him with a triple headed metal dildo. He totally went into douchebag mode.

by Nanster May 9, 2008

The Douchebag Effect

When a group of two or more males, each with a slight tendency to be an individual douche, are gathered together in a space, the likelihood of each individual to feed off of each other and act extremely douchey is greatly increased, thus enacting the douchebag effect. The douchebag effect can occur in any situation, however it is most likely to occur when there is a group of attractive females around, or when there are zero females around and the testosterone levels are too high. The range of individual douchebaggyness can range from very small to extremely large, however individual douche levels are usually set aside because the douchebag effect overpowers individuality. The only way to not be sucked into the douchebag effect is to in face have zero percent douchebag in one’s system to begin with.

"Kyle, Steve, and Mikey are all fine to hang around with one on one, but when they get together in a group the douchebag effect occurs and it's unbearable to be around them."

by jmaddzzz August 14, 2012

douchebag stubble

The stubble commonly sported by douchebags. It is the guy that can grow a full beard, but only shaves once or twice a week because he's to cool to care. Seen on Tom Cruise and Adam Levine.

WARNING! Not all people sporting douchebag stubble are douchebags. Tom Cruise, yes; Adam Levine, no.

You: Did you see Tom Cruise in that new movie?

Me: Hell no, I'm not seeing that crap. He's got douchebag stubble in it.
You: Yeah, he needs to either find a razor or just grow a full beard!
Me: What a douchebag.

by butterflyhitman May 22, 2009

flying douchebag

A douchebag that can fly.

That is a flying douchebag.

by Flappy February 6, 2005

douchebag 9000

a total douchebag, to the point where its extreme and unaccaptable

person 1 "wow, addie is such a douchebag 9000"

person 2 "i know! she just wont leave everyone alone"

by tee2dahee July 18, 2009

Skyrim Douchebag

An elite fanboy of the highly rated game "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim" who shits on any game that isn't Skyrim and shits on anyone and everyone who mentions a game that isn't Skyrim including your mother. I repeat: A Skyrim Douchebag will blindy shit on essentially anything that is not Skyrim in any shape or physical form.

A typical conversation with a Skyrim Douchebag is something like this:

Fun Player 1: I really love playing Dead Island, Gears Of War 3, Forza Motorsport 4, Batman Arkham City, Battlefield 3, Uncharted 3, and Assassins Creed Revelations. Got them all on launch day.

Fun Player 2: Hey those games are awesome man. Lets play them now

Skyrim Douchebag: I don't see Skyrim in that list of shit games so you suck dick.

Fun Player 1: Shut the fuck up about Skyrim fag. Just because it's good doesn't mean you have to shit on everything else cunt.

by dick knome November 27, 2011