Deserez

The greatest person alive, loves to role play, and play video games, dyes her hair, and has blue eyes. She stands at 5'4 or 5'5. Her best friend is normally named Alexis. :

Have you meant Alexis? Oh yea.... Deserez's best friend, you should see them together and try NOT to laugh.

by Jamiegooooo August 22, 2010

desertspoon

WTF is a deasertspoon? You fucking Europeans have to have a weird ass term for everything, don't you?

It's called a fucking teaspoon!

Euro dude: I always add a deasertspoon of sugar to my coffee.
American dude: It's called a fucking teaspoon you fucking douche!
Matrix dude: There is no spoon.

by S_t_G April 5, 2005

desert ninja

the act of skiing on mount ninja turtal mutantly. noun: music player, only plays bands that are pretty bands. woopee.

desert ninjas will invent evil hamsters that will conquer the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by bleuberry muffin October 11, 2008

deservitude

A person, having committed a minor falacy that deserves to be placed in a position of servitude

Da deservitude lowered morale somewhat.

by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010

Desert Monkey

A useless retard

John: ew robert you are a desert monkey
Robert: we wagh undertale bleh ooh aah

by Chipotle_Employee January 17, 2022

Dosser

A dosser is a tall, coward, of Gipsey orgin, who has mental health issues from abusing cocaine and performance enhancing drugs that claim to be the Lineal Heavyweight Champion if the Word in boxing but never defeated the Lineal Heavyweight Champion. A dosser origin comes from the Fairy Queen Tyson Fury klan of Europe which is word to describe he and his klan which lives as bums in the cities in Europe.

Tyson Fury is Dosser because he is scared to get another concussion from the WBC Heavyweight World Champion named Deontaye Wilder.

by TruthExpert December 20, 2019

Desert Fox

A sexual act involving sand and anal penetration. See: Mexican Apple Thief.

Patrick's ass was sore and he shat sand for a week after his Desert Fox with Alex.

by Aprilx April 30, 2008