dinosaur roar

the best sex position out there.

it’s where usually the woman slowly rubs her tongue alone the man’s stomach and roars into his belly button before slowly moving down to give a blow job.

woman: hey baby u wanna get freaky
man: hell yeah!

woman: how about i do the dinosaur roar for you

man: wow i can’t wait

by TalkingTiger February 6, 2022

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lesbian dinosaur

a very angry, masculine woman

"damn, your mom is such a lesbian dinosaur"

by joeohnobro March 31, 2022

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Nothing can beat the feeling when your rough tongue touching the crispy edges of the nugget. This feeling is unique and nothing get beat it, its taste is nothing anything can beat. Their shape, waists, eyes, legs and neck are so sexy it makes me aroused. I would honestly marry dinosaur nuggets but it won't be legal, everyone loves dino nuggets. I feel aroused and sexual around dinosaur nuggets, as if they bring an aura and emotion out of me and present it to the whole world like, it's some sort of new 'expensive' supreme shirt they bought off wish for like, $4 dollars. For a summary, Dino nuggets are a legend and a blessing at the same time, if dino nuggets were a human. They would be like Elon Musk.

Mother: *Walks into room* "What are you doing?!"

Y/n: "Jacking off to Dinosaur Nuggets-"

Mother: "What is Dinosaur Nuggets?"

Y/n: "It's a sexy food that is nice and crispy"

by Yourmotherthatssecretlydad April 1, 2022

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