Dicks Vapor Rumbling

When you rub vicks vapor rub on your dick, and then bang your girlfriend.

So I totally surprised her with a dicks vapor rumbling, had her screaming in pain all night.

by bonanma March 15, 2012

dickscum

the multi-coloured fungus that appears around the rim of the japs-eye of the penis,and maybe further if left untreated.

jesus christ dude i had to go to the doctors yesterday 2 get a lump of dickscum cut away from my japs-eye!!!! it fuckin wrecked dude!!!

by jacko April 16, 2005

Dicksand

Losing yourself in a relationship, because you're addicted to the dick.

We never see Rachel anymore, she's caught up in Aaron's Dicksand.

by Defineme99 September 8, 2016

DiCKS

a way of saying "Didymium,Carbon, Potassium,Sulfer" by loler, which is dumb and retarded

yo my gee, i had some DiCKS and it was amazing!!
oh yeah abby? look at my DiCKS BICH

by AshliiiC November 13, 2019

sir dicksalot

simply referring to robert's cat

Did you get the cat food so we can feed sir dicksalot?

by davis downey jr. III August 1, 2009

Musical Dicks

Objective: to be the last guy getting his dicked sucked, or the last girl sucking a dick

Players: you'll need 2 or more guys, and 1 more girl than guys (the girls are probably gonna need to be drunk sluts)

Game Description: the guys sit in lawn chairs in a circle, the music starts and the girls start walking around the circle, when the music stops, the girls after to start sucking the dick of the nearest guy, whoever doesn't have a dick to suck is out. the guy who gets off first is out also. now there should be 1 less girl and 1 less guy (still having 1 more girl than guys), the next round starts with music. this continues until 1 girl is sucking off 1 guy.

Guy at party: "Hey, let's play Musical Dicks!"
Slut: "Musical dicks! What's that?"
Guy at party: "Well...(explains game). So do ya wanna play?"
Slut: "Oh boy do I!"
(music starts)

by RichardWhatsHappening August 7, 2012

sack of dicks

A sack, usually burlap or otherwise, full of dicks.

Also a common insult.

"Hey can you pass me that sack of dicks?"
"You are a sack of dicks."

by 89yr89e7yr79q324yreg May 7, 2013